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May 2003

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FAMOUS PUNCHLINES #1 - "Ping Pong balls! I thought you said...."
The Mont
USA - Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 15:07:20 (GMT)

The hell with it all---just stay home with the Absolut...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 20:34:22 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - On second thought, I'll just stay home and pray for absolution.
The Mont
USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 15:48:00 (GMT)

The Mont---Don't you mean the Parish Pervert ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 05:27:17 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo -Mayor/WOL - What's it mean your E-mail address is over quota? Please explain!
The Mont
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 20:03:24 (GMT)

Holy Crap! I too must be a 2-bit pervert! I will seek counseling from my parish priest.
The Mont
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 13:26:34 (GMT)

Happy Happy Happy Birthday Birthday Birthday Bob Bob Bob Hope Hope Hope !!!
JIMJIMJIMineola
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 12:56:28 (GMT)

The Mont,the Mont,the Mont---Please please please tell tell tell me me me you you you weren't weren't weren't infected infected infected as as as well well well...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 04:40:20 (GMT)

Sounds like a few brains were left in jars today...Oh well,tomorrow is another day...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 29, 2003 at 04:38:27 (GMT)

Hey Mr. Webmaster - Please get rid of all these triple-posts placed here by some 2-bit perverts.
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 17:18:42 (GMT)

What is the latest status with the GIANT WOODHAVEN RAT?
Jackass <huh@huh.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 15:50:27 (GMT)

Jokes fer yew: There was a dude that came across a young lady wesring a bikini and said to him: Anything you want from me, you can have, the guy thought hard for a minute, then turned around and said " Nah, forget it, that bikini will never fit on me. haw haw... Now here's a poem fer yew: IF YOU ARE A HOMO, TAKE A BROMO, AND WAKE UP FEELING YOURSELF.
Enrico Pahtus <e@e.com>
INDIA, FL USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 14:56:45 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - STOP STOP STOP! You're making me hungry!
Sez
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 13:51:20 (GMT)

You wouldn't know "a real woody" if a hat was hanging on it.
Pfizer
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:19:09 (GMT)

The Mutt, The fake Woody, BORING, Boring, Boring and more Boring
the real woody
new york, ny USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 10:56:06 (GMT)

Ahhh yes,hotdogs...ground up rat lips,hog sphincters,cow udder scrapings,that fleshy junk between farm animal's toes,all mixed up with about twice it's weight in spices,and extruded into ersatz intestines..an All American food group unto itself...Be advised,Hebrew National tubesteaks have circumsized tips included...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 02:28:23 (GMT)

Lets Go
DEVILS
USA - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 00:33:38 (GMT)

Behooved?
?
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 19:33:39 (GMT)

Mr. Oscar Meyer, behooved to see you at this site! I love hot dogs, give me about four dozen so I can shove them up every orifice I have. I am a hot dog and cotton candy type of guy from way back. Just give me a lot of hot weiners and some johny muttstro music and I am good to go.
The Mutt (Mont) <silver@old.com>
USA, NY USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 16:10:41 (GMT)

Well, so far this morning, I went to the dentist to get my temporary bridges in and it feels good. I plan to spend the day watching George Clooney, as he is a hot guy and I would love to get in bed with him and his porker!
Woody <eatit@aol.com>
USA, NY USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 16:00:45 (GMT)

Not if I have anything to say about that.
Harry M. Stevens
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 15:41:10 (GMT)

Next year he will own all the hot dogs.
O. Meyer
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 14:25:14 (GMT)

Roger Clemens, 299 wins and washed up. Next year he will be selling hot dogs at the Stadium.
George Steingrabber
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 13:58:34 (GMT)

WOW - Federal grants, why didn't George Bush tell me about these ?
Dick Cheney
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 13:47:21 (GMT)

Hey Johhny, How do we go about getting some of your federal grants?
The Mont
USA - Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 13:44:10 (GMT)

Hey SEZ & ANTI-SKELL: Old Mr. Double-Posts is back, that Ultra-Scumbag!!!
The Mont
USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 21:32:11 (GMT)

Imposter , Fast Eddie, Lou C. Your posts are just a waste of time and boring. If you can't bring anything past this level just don't bring anything. Sign under someone else, please. It shows us nothing. Give us something that's worthwhile to remember Woodhaven for, something good , something nice, something pretty.Even that nut with the rat story was better.Do you really think the curse words veiled shock us. Grow up or get help.
woody
new york, ny USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 21:11:26 (GMT)

Sez, dont worry about it. You know what they say: A BIG TIGER WILL KILL YOU, BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURTS"
Lou Christie <hitsville@aol.com>
Hollywood, CA USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 19:19:30 (GMT)

Imposter - If ur going to pretend to be me, at least TRY to fool somebody. Anybody knows that I would never be as pedestrian as your last post!
Sez
USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 14:48:10 (GMT)

I used to have a girlfriend that worked in the airlines, she worked for TWA(t) until they closed down.Gonna stay in today and watch Tv and eat beef jerky and sleep!
Sez <here@there.com>
USA, NY USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 13:59:28 (GMT)

Lets remember our vets on this great day. As for me being the REAL fast Eddie. I am and my ding a ling beats your ding a ling any day now. I still get plenty of twat and the younger the better!
Fast Eddie <usarules@aol.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 13:52:40 (GMT)

Mr. Veteran - To you I say AMEN and THANK YOU .
Jimineola
USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 12:34:59 (GMT)

Say a pray for those who gave there life for our country.
Veteran
USA - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 07:02:55 (GMT)

Let me put it another way. If your name is Edward and they didn't call you Fast Eddie, you were probably a real douche!
Sez
USA - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 01:25:36 (GMT)

Guys Relax - I'm sure that this Fast Eddie is the real Fast Eddie, just as are 10,000 Fast Eddies across the country. Fast Eddie was not exactly a nickname used sparingly!!
Sez
USA - Sunday, May 25, 2003 at 01:22:08 (GMT)

Lois - I attended several Polo Grounds Met's games in 62 & 63 , but my only opening game was in 1964 at Shea. (My Aunt won the tickets at a drawing in Bohack's Supermarket.)
Jimineola
USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 19:11:44 (GMT)

LOIS - In 1964 you were thinking of a different sort of game .... chess .... love .... wild turkeys ???? You Lane kids always got to go on field trips , I think Rye Beach was a usual destination. If Marge and I would have hung around Shea for a month after the first Met's game , we could have run into you. That World's Fair was a great event , especially at our age.
Jimineola
USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 19:06:42 (GMT)

RICH - From the last post , I'm 99.9 % sure this is NOT our Fast Eddie. FAST EDDIE - Several questions A: What Woodhaven grammar school did you graduate from? B: What year did you graduate ? C: What Woodhaven corner did you live on ? D: What NJ town do you now live in ? E: What bar did you hang out in that had real bowling alleys ?
Jimineola
USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 19:00:04 (GMT)

Hi, this is indeed the REAL FAST EDDIE and I am FAST Because you know what-- I dont need any viagra and can still please a woman, you know that saying: IF YOU DONT GOT IT IN THE HIPS, YOU GOTTA HAVE IT IN THE LIPS' but, I do well both ways, if you know what I mean. I still am a wild and crazy guy. Dont put us older cats out to pasture, just yet.......
Fast Eddie <69@69.c0m>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 18:05:53 (GMT)

That should be on - not one
Lois
USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 16:17:40 (GMT)

Jimineola - I remember a brand spanking new Shea stadium in May 1964. Walked right by it on my way to the Worlds Fair. If I remember correctly (a rare thing)this was a school trip amd the first Met game was played a few weeks before. Maybe we both remember the first game played at Shea rather then the first game as Mets. I have always been a Mets fan but my brain in 1964 was probably more concerned with a different sort of game. Any clarification to offer? Anyone? One the Mets not my brain.
Lois
Fanning Springs, FL USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 16:16:37 (GMT)

Fast Eddie, could that be you? Four dead in ohio?Tom's River Eddie . The Cap is back ......
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 14:12:50 (GMT)

Ssssezzz---YessireeSssezzz,you certainly are the most wrongliest of the wrong,the flotsam and jetsam of the wrong world,the most error prone of the errorful,the most incorrect entity it has been my most dubious pleasure to consort with in cyberspace !!!
Anti-Skell
Ooooops, Wrong Again USA - Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 03:47:49 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL - I want to be at the bar when Joan makes her first appearance and has to visit the ladies room. She'll be really thrilled with the endless staircase to the second floor! Hope you got the 3/$5.00 Hebrew Nats at PM this week.
The Mont
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 19:41:13 (GMT)

MONT - Holy Rand McNally how could I have made that mistake? Say hello to Doc, and all those smokeless yuppies. If the smoke has cleared , I promised Mrs. Jim a visit to that fine pub sometime.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 18:28:01 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL (AKA Mr. Maps)- I am shocked that a geography major such as yourself would place the late, lamented Polo Grounds in the Bronx, not in Manhattan! By the way, Dr. Sawicki and I will be visiting the now smoke-free Old Town bar tonight. I'll give you a full report.
The Mont
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 16:25:08 (GMT)

SEZ - You are truly a man of HONOR. It looks like Annika also won over 110% of those in the gallery. While not a complaint, just an observation, was she played a robotlike game. Because of every tee shot landing within 5' of where she wanted it ( a good thing), we never saw the need for her to make decisions or to really be challenged. Her only weakness, the putting game, would have been better if she had played 36 holes of miniature golf on Belmar's boardwalk with 'The Boys'every Sunday morning during the summer 33 years ago......before the bars opened. Thus our great 'on the green' talent.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 13:14:15 (GMT)

Anti - We knew the Mets had years 1 and 2 in the Bronx , but those subway lines were too wild to travel on. I'm not sure which first game Marge was at ....but I didn't see her at Shea in April '64.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 13:03:31 (GMT)

Well at this point it appears that I might have been wrong about Annika. I must say, however, that when I'm wrong, I do it in a big way. Saying I was wrong is kinda like saying that the Titanic had a rough maiden voyage. If you travelled the whole world, from the top of the Himalayas to the bottom of the South Pole, and gathered all the wise men and sages on the face of the earth, put them in a room and asked of them, "What can Sez do that would be more wrong than his predicition of Annika's performance at the Colonial"? Let them study in a room for two months. Maybe take it to the University level for research. They would come out and, to a man/woman say "Nothing". If I were stranded on a planet populated with nothing but people who were wrong, in two weeks I would be King. When the wrong of the world get together, 50 yrs from now, they would fondly recall my Sorrenstam predictions. Even if she doesn't make the cut today she has proved her worth, in that she can at least compete. More later !
Sez
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 12:48:57 (GMT)

Lets go Mets--- As An anti-Lad,I was clobered...It was almost as bad as being clobbered...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 03:17:09 (GMT)

Annika,Shmannika...Golf is for fags,anyway...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 03:13:45 (GMT)

Jimineola---The Mets first game was in the Polo Grounds...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 03:12:58 (GMT)

Andy Petitte is getting clobered . Hey George, fire the manager, the mayor , the Pope ,George Castanza, ANYBODY.
Let's Go Mets
USA - Friday, May 23, 2003 at 01:12:49 (GMT)

Jimineola: Now there's a scary thought.
Marge
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 20:30:29 (GMT)

MARGE - I'm shocked , no guy on this board who ran into Annika in a bar would call her a brute. Swedish women stay bruteless and braless until they hit 60.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 19:32:02 (GMT)

Marge - I agree with you on the REAL sports...but not golf. I think Annika will prove that point.
Lois
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 19:28:47 (GMT)

Jimineola: What's all the fuss about Annika. Good for her for being a brute. At least she has the name to sound like one. I cannot understand all these women who have to play in the men's games, teams, clubs, be in their schools. What's up with that. Go start your own clubs, schools, etc. Accept being a woman, play the part and leave the guys alone. I guess you can tell I'm not a women's liber. Bring on the aprons. I guess I'll get some flack from the ladies here. Sorry Girls!
Marge
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 19:14:43 (GMT)

MONT - With our AARP discounts , you will have to join us too.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 16:31:07 (GMT)

But SEZ, please don't tell me you will have to take away the pizza crust , in the same way that Joe L. had to let New Park's oil drain for 10 minutes before eating. But if I get $1,000 for the stubs, maybe you and I could make a trip to the upcoming Munich Octoberfest for some Sauerbraten and Brew. (Sounds like a catchy name for a new fast food chain.)
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 16:30:07 (GMT)

Jimineola - Lemme see - 1st game Mets tickets, or pep pizza? Gimme the pizza. As I post this I am also watching Annika, who at this point is making me wrong on the level of, say, Abe Lincoln, when he said "You know what hon, let's take in a play tonight". There is however a lot of golf to play, and we shall see.
Sez
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 16:00:39 (GMT)

Marge - During the years of the Dodgers/Mets gap you were just a lovely young teenager, without baseball direction. (Mmmm, some smooth talk) Yes, I was at the first Mets game at Shea Stadium on April 17,1964. I have the stubs next to me at this moment. Do you think I could get $1,000 for them on e-bay ? How about $10 for a pepperoni pizza ? The printed price of Mezz. Reserv. seats then .... $2.50 ....WOW. Too bad I was too young then to enjoy a Rheingold Extra Dry with my hot dog. Right now I am watching Annika Sorenstam against the PGA boys in Texas ....she is now 1 under after 6 holes , and thisclose to being 3 or 4 under. At the first hole the rednecks in the crowd had that "What is she doing here" look on their faces , by the end of six she is winning over many more fans. Her wildest dream though is a match with SEZ.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 15:37:44 (GMT)

Jimineola: But, they won last night. Didn't they? By the way, the Mets did not exist when the Dodger's left town and the ex came first so I slipped over to the Yanks. I was at the Mets opening game, however. Weren't you also?
Marge
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 15:01:06 (GMT)

Mont- What do you think about that Wuss Clemens ? He expects the opposing team to play even after he throws balls and bats at their head , but once he gets a boo-boo on his knuckles he has to sit down. It should be interesting when Hall of Fame time comes if Steinbrenner is still alive. Clemens has almost 60% of his wins with Boston , so if Gary Carter wasn't allowed in as a Met , there is no way Clemens should be allowed in as a Yankee. The dirty baseball politics will pop up for sure though.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 13:32:08 (GMT)

Mont - I really don't think that this is OUR Fast Eddie. He is now to old to worry about sharing a bed with a lady after a night of drinking .... also such a gal might spill his beer ?????
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 13:26:44 (GMT)

The Captain is back! And to quote the great man: C$%&, C$%&, F$%&!!!!!!!!
The Mont
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 13:11:30 (GMT)

Fast Eddie - Were you also known as 'The Captain', and lived on Park Lane South ?
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 03:48:50 (GMT)

Fast Eddie, does your last name start with an a?
jersey shore boy
woodhaven, ny USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 02:52:21 (GMT)

I am going out now and tying one on, with some luck, I will find a lovely lady to share my bed with me tonight, wish me luck, fellas..........
Fast Eddie <fukit@yeah.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 02:27:52 (GMT)

There goes the Yankees with their 'publicity baseball' . Clemens gets pulled as soon as they get the lead in the 7th after only 100 pitches. Despiration for #299.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 01:16:19 (GMT)

Marge - Be nice to Mike , he's practically your neighbor. Make that a swell(ing) neighbor.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 01:06:37 (GMT)

Brucie---Quick !!! Marge and Jimineola have a bone to pick...maybe you can advise them...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 00:48:09 (GMT)

Marge...Quick !!! Run and hide !!! These guys are trying to innuendo you into a corner !!! Speaking of innuendo...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 22, 2003 at 00:46:38 (GMT)

Jimineola: That was "hand", Jim, hand. Does Piazza need an ice pack. I'd help out there, but not my favorite player. I think he needs an ice pack on his mouth. Maybe his head (don't even go there).
Marge
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 20:23:18 (GMT)

Marge, I meant former Giant or Dodger fans.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 20:05:52 (GMT)

MARGE - It wasn't a clear connection .... Steinbrenner kissed your what ? Former Met or Dodger fans were supposed to become Mets fans ..... next reunion you get to sit with Marie. Mrs. B agrees and also cringes over the description of Piazza's injury, but she also thinks that as a guy reports of 'the area being quite swollen' has Mike holding his head up high. You know us guys , even swelling is good.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 20:04:25 (GMT)

SEZ - You are an honest man .... especially the last two sentences.I think the USA channel is covering days 1 & 2 of the tournament starting tomorrow morning. You can watch before breakfast.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 19:58:41 (GMT)

Oy!
Marge
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 18:41:30 (GMT)

Hey Marge how about all those great injuries on the METS'? Groins ripped, ACL's torn, you must have been jumping up and down uncontrollably when Jeter dislocated his shoulder. Well, see you in church next funeral.
OO
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 17:30:15 (GMT)

Jimineloa: You and I have a bone to pick. While I've never been a Steinbrenner admirer, Yanks have been my team of choice since the Dodgers left town many moons ago. Also, since my first husband's baseball influence on me. Mr. October was my hero, was at Mickey's 500th game at Yankee Stadium and at many other games all through those golden 70's years that they had. There is no stadium anywhere with the ambiance of Yankee Stadium. Not much into baseball in recent years however. But, would still route for them Damn Yanks when the opportunity arises. And, that has nothing to do with the fact that Steinbrenner kissed my hand at Cooperstown when I was up there for some inductee ceremony quite a few years back. So there. Bet you can't say that!!
Marge
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 17:10:40 (GMT)

DC Observer: Christie's GONE! Resigned this morning.
Outta here
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 17:02:01 (GMT)

Jimineola - My stand on Annika is simple enough. SHE HAS NO CHANCE TO MAKE THE CUT!!!!!! I would be suprised if she beats even one player, but u never know who might show up hurt or sick or just give up after starting bogey bogey bogey bogey bogey. Not a knock on Annika, she's a great player on the LPGA, but she's gonna be out of her element here, and in golf you can't get out of your element, it screws up every part of your game. If I'm proven wrong I will eat my words on WOL, but I won't be proven wrong. In every way, shape or form she will be proven to be someplace she shouldn't be. I trust I have stated my position clearly. Oh yeah, as far as Kos and I. Although we are pretty good players, she would kick our asses up the front nine and down the back!!
Sez
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 15:42:24 (GMT)

Fine for Alec Baldwin, but while I may be disgusted with the economics, I never give up on the people that MAKE the United States. I gladly pay taxes and support my government. Nice to still be able to voice an opinion even if it may not be a popular one.
Sortie
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 15:41:44 (GMT)

Zip it out-The EXIT door is always open.
The Watcher
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 15:39:59 (GMT)

This country is a mess. Good time to go maybe - but the blood is already on their hands.
Zip it out
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 15:14:28 (GMT)

20515 - They are going while the going is good. Plain and simple.
DC OBSERVER
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:58:41 (GMT)

Ari is leaving because he doesn't want to hang around for the second term that Bush is so confident about. Christie has been pissed off about her EPA position from the first month. They have been promising her things if she is patient. I would guess they will make good during the second term.
20515
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:41:02 (GMT)

Ari Fleischer --- GOING . Christie Whitman --- GOING. THERE'S TROUBLE IN PARADISE .... BIG TROUBLE.
DC OBSERVER
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 14:37:19 (GMT)

SEZ - What's your stand on Annika Sorensten in the PGA tourney this week ? Do you think you and W.K. have enough game to beat her ?
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 03:34:01 (GMT)

Got an e-mail from a friend telling me about a great Forest Park website. It is www.nyforestpark.org It's worth a look.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 03:09:54 (GMT)

Hee, Hee .... Contraras, Steinbrenner's $32 million illegal alien gets his buttt kicked again by the Red Sox. Wednesday night Clemens will go down and put the Yankees into second place.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 02:42:45 (GMT)

Sez, You are right I remember stevie having it. i guess he was practicing. Anyway it was funny . Knockers up was it not?Good to see Jim back in action, any info on the troops?later
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Wednesday, May 21, 2003 at 01:07:05 (GMT)

No Life - Stop by in another 6 months. You've been missed!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 21:54:07 (GMT)

Jamaica Hospital
Life Line
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 20:22:15 (GMT)

where do you get a life
I need one
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 20:11:04 (GMT)

WOW I have not bin on this sight in 6 mos. It's nice to see the same losers' get a life
No life
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 20:02:44 (GMT)

Lois---How would you like a generous hunk of Strawberry SkellCake with your egg cream ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 17:31:29 (GMT)

Jimineola & Sez: Schaffets could have been the best egg cream because it was the first place I had one...or it could have just been great in my memory. Mr. Schaffet always gave extra syrup in my "cherry with water" so I had a soft spot for him. The key to a great egg cream is the Fox's for sure. I order it online so that I can have vanilla and strawberry, chocolate is carried in WinnDixie but not the other flavors. I used to make them with cream soda but I just found a place that sells seltzer in a can. The measurements are printed on the glasses that came with the kit and make it much easier then guessing.
Lois
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 16:26:49 (GMT)

LADY OF SPAIN, I ADORE YOU, PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS, I'LL EXPLORE YOU....... OH SEY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIHT, FOREST PARK WE SO HAIL, TO THE RAT STILL STANDING, WITH BROAD TAILS AND BRIGHT EYES, THROUGH THE PERILIOUS NIGHT, WAS SO PROUDLY HE STILL STANDS, AS THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING, THROUGH WOODHAVEN AND MYRTLE, COULD HAVE BEEN A GIANT TURTLE, GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR RAT IS STILL THERE, OH SAY WILL THAT STAR SHANKLED RAT'S TAIL YET WAVE, FOR THE LAND OF THE WOOD AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE........... (applause)
Wally <ratstillhere@aoll.com>
Woodhaven , NY USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 15:42:33 (GMT)

whats a firewall,can anyone tell me?
Dont Know
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 15:41:28 (GMT)

"Peg o my heart" doesn't stand a chance against "Lady of Spain".
Johnny Pulito
Smallville, USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:39:41 (GMT)

Sorry Bob, I meant Dylan not Dyan.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:33:13 (GMT)

SEZ - Two quick sports notes .... yesterday Mrs. Jim and I had lunch in Eisenhower Park near her job. Upon leaving, traffic was backed up for 10 minutes as the procession went by for Dave DeBusschere's funeral. ( He lived about 2 miles from me). Mrs. Jim would have run up to the cars after finding out that John Havlicek # 17 attended. Regarding your rude remark about Phil Linz's harmonica .... do you think he was still able to play "Peg of my Heart" on it? I think that is the only song 90% of all harmonica players know, but I never heard Dyan or Stevie Wonder's rendition.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:30:35 (GMT)

Ah SEZ you do know the secret that U-Bet syrup is a necessity. I taped it a year ago , when Arthur Schwartz (who has a 1 hour food talk show Mon.-Fri. on WOR radio)devoted his entire show to the history and making of egg creams. He had on the grandsons of the 2 guys who claim they invented them, the president of Fox's U-Bet and the president of one of the two remaining seltzer companies that still sell seltzer in pressure bottles. Despite his name, Arthur has even had shows of people discussing how to make the perfect BLT sandwich , reviews on NY's best pizzas , etc. His website is www.arthurschwartz.com (tons of great receipes) and I think you can listen to his show (noon eastern time) on www.wor710.com
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 13:21:49 (GMT)

Jimineola - Case you didn't know it, Cream soda, milk, and U-Bet choclate syrup make a pretty good faux egg cream!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 12:41:42 (GMT)

LOIS - Was Shaffets the closest or the best egg cream ? Actually the head on the beers at Marshalls next door had more flavor at 10 cents a glass. I remember getting malts and egg creams at John's (Caccitore) Candy Store on 88 Rd. between 75 St. and Elderts Lane.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 03:42:20 (GMT)

Jimineola - Yeah I guess you're right. Who would want Clemens when u can have Phil Linz and his harmonica. Well you would have to go up his ass for the harmonica, cause I think that's where Yogi stuck it!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, May 20, 2003 at 02:00:35 (GMT)

My son gave me a "Juniors" egg cream set for Chirstmas and I just finished enjoying a great vanilla eggcream. Who do ya'all think made the best eggcream in Woodhaven?? My vote is for Shaffets Drug Store on Rockaway Blvd and 77th Street.
Lois
Fanning Springs, FL USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 22:57:42 (GMT)

SEZ (and Mont take notice)... No worthy Met's fan would allow a lowlife like Clemens to wear our uniform , even if it meant 25 extra wins. The only 2 Yankees who had the class to be 'worthy' Mets were Casey Stengel and Phil Linz.
Jimineola
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 20:14:50 (GMT)

what is a firewall ?
Dont Know
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 18:39:02 (GMT)

Wait for what nonsense to stop?
Scratching my head
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 18:26:22 (GMT)

Lost in Fort Pierce - don't judge this website by the recent postings. The regulars are still around & wait for the nonsense to stop. I remember the Rexall's & the rug store. Was it Shenkens? I too left Woodhaven many years ago, but through this website reconnected with old friends & met some new ones. Hang in there, in time the site will come back to normal.
Miss Marie
Hicksville, NY USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 17:45:06 (GMT)

Memo to Lost - Get!
Sez
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 16:01:08 (GMT)

Rich - Yes I was the one that used to have that record. If I remember correctly Stevie A. wound up with it and I never got it back.
Sez
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 16:00:42 (GMT)

Sez, Jim, Remember The Incredible Creperdation Contest? Belle Barth Record. He moved up to the pole , he huffed , he puffed, oh he shit in his pants, he's disqualified. Sorry ya'll just a memory from my Woodhaven days. Hey Fort pierce person you are in the town next door from me.
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 12:13:51 (GMT)

Yes, you sure are lost
in Fort Pierce
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 11:29:53 (GMT)

I've been reading your posts for some time now and was waiting for a topic to jump in on. When I left N.Y. I was exposed to some very different people here in the south. Crude and a little rough around the edges. I've longed to come back to civilization.Where gentlemen are gentlemen. I have been back to N.Y. many times over the years and visited my old hometown of Woodhaven briefly as most of the people I knew, save a few, are gone.I've walked the streets savoring the old sights smells and sounds.I was surprised the last time I was there to see the old(big) Lewis' was replace by some dinkey place on the other side of the street where I think Woolworths used to be or was it the rug store? The Rexall Drugs, which my grandparents owned and operated from the late 40's thru the 60's was closed and boarded up.I'm saddened by the appearences of the town which I loved so much.I visit the Queensboard and inadvertantly stumbled on to your site. WOW! Now that's nostalgia. I'm sure that most of you who still live in Woodhaven are proud of your town and would recommend it to others.I must say so far nothing has disheartened me as much as the garbage I have seen posted on this board. Do you really think that publishing comments about your farts and bowel movements reflects the caliber of people in Woodhaven? Do you wonder why no one has posted on your bulletin board in quite a while? I thought Woodhaven had changed a lot since I left as a sophmore but I see now that many are still sophmoric. If this site is a reflection of'Your Town' I wonder if you realize what it is you're advertising.........
Lost in Fort Pierce
Fl USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 05:20:18 (GMT)

Also, that lengthy discourse couple posts back, was not me. I guess it should be taken as some sort of honor, when the imposter gets to you.
Sez
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 01:29:35 (GMT)

Mont - No thanks, i'll scratch my own ass, but thanks for the offer.
Sez
USA - Monday, May 19, 2003 at 01:27:55 (GMT)

Anyone not wishing Roger the Rocket well is a turbaned,Baathist commynist...!!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 19:21:26 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---Thank you for the descriptive of your Cacaphony of Crusted Crudbubbles...In my neck of the BVD'S,we referred to skidmarks as Rocket Burns and Clinkers...Ahhh yes,the sounds of boiling,grumbling,rumbling entrails...You really ought to try peanut butter,pea,and rudabaga farts,not to excrutiating,but immensly torpid,tepid,and trying on the olfactory circuit...
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 19:19:59 (GMT)

Anyone who knows the real me knows that I extol the virtues of DIRECTV, not cable!
The Mont
USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 16:25:28 (GMT)

I wish to extole the differences in farts: First off, there is the LOUD fart which makes everyone giggle and wish the guilty farter (not da mudder) has to admit, then there are the silent deadly QUIET farts, which are the worst ones. The reek of rotten eggs and are so awful that they could be packaged and sent to Iraq as a deadly weapon. They are particularly lethal in public places such as very crowded theatres and subways. Oh Boy! These farts should be fined and people jailed, but what could you do, take the the police dogs and have them stick their wet noses up everyone's bum to find out who dealt the deadly fart. Afraid not. How many of you are ACTUALLY farting as you are posting/reading this now? Also, next to the deadly silent farts there are the liquid farts which are so awful that they streak your underwear. I dont know about you guys, but many the times, I have farted a liquid fart only to later on look in my shorts and find SKID MARKS. My wife has complained about this to friends, but really, it is not intentional. How many of you have inadvertently left SKID MARKS in their drawers. HAPPY TRAILS!!!
Sez <it@shit.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 15:32:59 (GMT)

I just had a nice cup of coffee and some freshly baked italina bread with lots of butter and had a productive bowel movement. I plan to sit around the house today in my shorts and scratch my bum and watch cable, how about you guys?
The Mont <cretin@woops.com>
USA, NY USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 15:26:27 (GMT)

Jimineola - Tks for gettin my back, but to I detect the green eyed monster as far as Mr. Clemens is concerned. Would'a looked pretty good in Mets gear eh?? HEHEHE!
Sez
USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 04:53:40 (GMT)

Ashamed - Mont and Sez are surely not cretins, but rather fine examples of what this site is all about ... fun and memories traded by present and former Woodhavenites. Now it's time for me to get back to my Dexter Park roots by watching NASCAR racing. PS - When will Roger Clemens win #300 ? ..... NEVER , we hope.
Jimineola
USA - Sunday, May 18, 2003 at 02:36:49 (GMT)

Ashamed - Would that be decent people, like you!
Sez
USA - Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 16:47:37 (GMT)

ASHAMED - Let me tell you something: When the gross stuff broke out, Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL would always admonish us. He tolerates us for all our faults because he lives his life in the Christian way that we all aspire to, including you!
The Mont
USA - Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 15:38:53 (GMT)

Ashamed - Relax, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Just loosen up you're drawers a little bit and you'll be just like the rest of us. You'll get along just fine!
Not Ashamed
USA - Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 15:06:37 (GMT)

To Jim of Mineola: I always thought well of you until the people you brought here (tne Mont, Sez) revealed themselves for the cretins they are. Please take them away and leave the board for decent people.
Ashamed
USA - Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 12:41:34 (GMT)

HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED, CUM TO SHIT, BUT ONLY FARTED!!
The Mont <usa@usa.com>
USA, NY USA - Saturday, May 17, 2003 at 11:53:32 (GMT)

OK! Thought I might'a drew mud!!
Lord Windesphere
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 23:58:43 (GMT)

BRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT!!!! Er, um hehe scuse me, I'll be right back!
Lord Windesphere
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 23:57:02 (GMT)

On! To the farting post! I shall warm up with a couple of freeps, and then move on to a follow up throoper!
Lord Windesphere
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 23:54:04 (GMT)

Bring it on!!
Lord Windesphere (Sez)
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 22:47:54 (GMT)

SEZ - The ball is in your court. Show us again why you were nicknamed The Godfarter and The King of Farts!!!!
The Mont
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 21:45:38 (GMT)

The Mont---I will be more than happy to have a wind contest with Ssssezzz...be advised however,due to the volitivity of the to-be-expelled-gasses,there are to be no open flames,or flame/spark producing devices located within 500 feet of the "fartastration"...This is to insure the safety of the clamoring public,as well as the participants.It is also to satisy the requirements of the insurance industry,notably Lloyds of London,the only company dumb enough to entertain this event.nose plugs to be provided to the faint of heart...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 21:11:35 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: While I'm not exactly liking this expelling of hot air around here of late, I must say that your last descriptive description actually had ME feeling better.
You'd never guess
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 15:36:35 (GMT)

I havent been on for a few days because I have been busy getting "my pipes clean" I met this nice married woman named Edna in the Woodhaven post office and she has been cleaning my pipes for me and all around being the type of broad a man could get used to. She cooked me some rice and beans and cuchifritos and I have been farting up a month of Sundays as well. Everyone have a funky weekend!
Woody <imbaaaaaack@it.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 14:59:51 (GMT)

"THE BOSS" does not live in New York.
Bruce S.
Asbury Park, NJ USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 13:57:19 (GMT)

The Mont, What you really can't wait for is to be the one who decides who is the winner.
The Boss
New York, NY USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 13:08:56 (GMT)

I can't wait for the day that the two titans, KENSEZ and ANTI-SKELL, meet at the farting post for what will truly be, the match of the century!
The Mont
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 00:23:35 (GMT)

The "belly bomb" post wasn't mine, however,let me address Mr.Trump...Donny babes,thrifty is thrifty,cheap is cheap...I hear you have someone go out and pilfer the engagement ring every time you get divorced,so you can re-issue it to your next whore...er...I mean,love of your life...I have tried cabbage and couscous,however, I must confess that i truly enjoy peanut butter and pea farts the best...such a low rumble to start off with,gradually ascending to a shrill cresendo lasting several seconds,like a balloon let loose out of control flying around the room,gradually decreasing in decibels to a slow,tawdry, drippy sound...ahhh yes...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 16, 2003 at 00:05:40 (GMT)

I really miss the White Castle burgers back home. WIsh I had NEVER left New York. Used to go to Queens Blvd and buy the "belly bombers" by the dozens and eat a sack of em when I was hungry and also the onion rings and iced tea. Didnt give you the shits like the stuff out here.
Anti Skell <me@u.com>
USA, NYI USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 20:58:48 (GMT)

Robert Stack DEAD - I better be careful he doesn't show up down here.
John Gotti
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 16:42:47 (GMT)

SEZ & ANTI-SKELL - The best gas I ever had was caused by COUSCOUS! Try it, it's deadly but painful.
The Mont
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 16:31:34 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - Bean fart? That's disgusting. Try cabbage - much more effective!
Sez
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 15:23:59 (GMT)

Anti-Skell, all your cash and you're eating beans? You know there is a difference between thrifty and cheap don't you?
D. Trump
Atlantic City, NJ USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 10:18:12 (GMT)

The Mont---I was just BEFORE the double posting,and sorry about your mound of bills...Don't look at them too closely,because I have attempted to hide some of mine in there as well.hehehe...As far as Mount Skellympus is concerned,it is an absolute balmy 62 degrees on my hillock,the skies are blue with an occaisional cloud or two,and it has been moist up here,so,at night,you can smell the scent of pine gently wafting through the windows on gossamer wings in the dead of night...interrupted only by an occaisional bean fart or two...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 01:43:53 (GMT)

Kimber---Yes,I did,and said package will be enroute manana !!! Some stuff to peruse and possibly use...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 01:38:57 (GMT)

another new day..........
Night Owl
USA - Thursday, May 15, 2003 at 01:01:39 (GMT)

Dr. A-SKELL - I knew it was you! No Double-posting!! I was fine until I came home to the mound of bills. How's tricks up on the mountain?
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 22:09:21 (GMT)

hi anti-skell, did you get my e-mail?
kimber
USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 18:34:06 (GMT)

?---Actually,it was I who posted about the big 'effin rat...And,Mr.Mont,how are you this fine day ??? The inquiring mindless want to know....
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 17:10:13 (GMT)

Thanks ?, of course it wasn't me, it was the idiot who always posts the same things twice. By the way, how are the Mysterians?
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 16:55:54 (GMT)

Don't worry Mont. Anyone with any sense knows that wasn't you. Nor was that Anti-Skell before you.
?
USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 15:19:03 (GMT)

Tune to the star spangled banner: OH, TWAT CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY BLIGHT, WAS SO PROUDLY WE FAILED AS THE TWILIHTS LAST GLEAMING, BIN LADEN IS STILL HERE, AND WE HAVE MUCH TO FEARRRRRRRRR SO PROUDLY WE HAIL TO THE BLIGHT OF THE CITY, AND WE NEED A BETTER GOV, TO SHOW US SOME LOVE, AND STICK THEIR NOSES OUT OF OTHER COUNTRIES BUSINESS, AND TO PROTECT THEIR OWN............ OH SAY, DUZ THAT STAR SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE, FOR THE LAND OF THE FREAKS AND THE HOME OF THE LAID..............
The Mont <mont@aol.com>
USA, NY USA - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 14:54:03 (GMT)

Where else but Nueva York can children be so desensitized that they actually love a big 'effin rat,where elsewhere in the country people flee from them or try to exterminate them...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 18:19:33 (GMT)

You Dirty
RAT
USA - Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 18:05:43 (GMT)

THE WOODHAVEN RAT IN FOREST PARK IS STILL HERE!!! Yep, he is still standing majestically in front of the park and all the cars driving by are entertained by him. I think they should keep the Rat up. Call him Woodhaven Rat. So I WALKS over dere, and lo and behold, the back of Mr. Rat seems to be rented from some prop shop somewhere. Wish we could keep him..... I will feel so sad to see him go, he adds "character" to the neighborhood and the kids love him.
Wally <here@there.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 12:56:37 (GMT)

Welcome to a new day......
Night Owl
USA - Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 01:03:49 (GMT)

Mike - what year did the Gerard family live on 89th street. I was there from 1954-1969. My parents moved out in 1974.
Miss Marie
USA - Monday, May 12, 2003 at 15:30:31 (GMT)

anyone out there know the gerard family from 89 street/ i have info on one of the brothers that is important. i can be reached at 1917 524 0222.
mike <mh2724@aol.com>
queens, ny USA - Monday, May 12, 2003 at 01:25:36 (GMT)

Happy Mother's Day Lois. Are you a Mother? WOuld you LIKE TO BECOME ONE? Please leave said email and aforementioned private telephone number as requested to the former Tammie that is not exactly my type. Smooches to you~~~~
Mr. Dick <none@none.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Sunday, May 11, 2003 at 17:31:15 (GMT)

Returned from Orlando late last night after spending a GREAT day with my friend at Universal Studios. We met at PS 97 and have been friends since. Great conversation, nostalgia and fun. Hope all of you at WOL have a great weekend and a wonderful Mother's Day. Anti, what a coinkydink my little poochs are cooking for me tomorrow also and then later we are going to open Mothers Day cards and gifts.
Lois
Fanning Springs, FL USA - Saturday, May 10, 2003 at 17:00:28 (GMT)

...And as Ralph Kiner once said, "To all you Mothers out there, Happy Birthday!!!"
The Mont
USA - Saturday, May 10, 2003 at 14:37:47 (GMT)

What ever happened to Ronald S.(transistor in the ear) and STEWIE BABY?
BMT RAT <lost@WHBandJam>
confusioncity, USA - Saturday, May 10, 2003 at 06:11:08 (GMT)

To all the rest of my friends,cohorts,geegaws,odds botkins,mutants,dwarfs,chicken heads,and nemesi,have a wonderful Mother's Day weekend...!!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, May 10, 2003 at 04:33:01 (GMT)

Marge...You have a very nice weekend,and see you next week !!! As for me,I will be on Mt.Skellympus with the Anti-Pooch...he wants to cook dinner for me---he thinks I'm his mom...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 19:29:41 (GMT)

Rich - Back at ya!!
Sez
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 18:07:10 (GMT)

Rich: Thanks. Spending Sunday at my sisters with Mom who is on her way there from Woodhaven right now. Happy Mother's Day to all who that applies to here. Although, lately, it's getting a little tough to figure out who that might really be. And, you also have a nice weekend, Rich.
Marge
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 17:54:01 (GMT)

Super Freak---Didn't disco got the way of vinyl records,8 tracks,and polyester ??? Anyway,I thought Disco Duck was interesting,kind of on a par with Country Western's immortal hit---"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goalpoast of Life" EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 15:49:00 (GMT)

Elvis Chico Ruiz---nice to hear from the disheveled majority of Wood Haven.I hope you can celebrate a fine Mothers Day---that is,if you can find what corner the ho is working,get her home in time,get the smell of stale booze,cheap sex,and cut rate perfume off her raggy butt,and make her somewhat presentable for the rest of your brood !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 15:45:42 (GMT)

Jimineola, Sez, Mont, Marge,Lois, Enjoy your weekend.
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 14:58:36 (GMT)

What was everybody's fave disco songs in the 70's? I LOVED PUSH PUSH IN THE BUSH, BOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE, ETC.
Super Freak <ilovewoo@woo.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 14:58:20 (GMT)

You crackers have the easter bunny,we have the easter rat.That is what we tell our proud spanish children runs around our woodhaven homes.Do we make fun of you white people when you hawk those ugly cheaply made stuffed bunnies on atlantic ave every year?
Elvis Chino Ruiz
USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 00:15:55 (GMT)

The Mont I beleive I remember you giving up once before on this site.Stand up and be a , whatever a Mont is .
Brucelette
Ozone Park, NY USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 20:16:33 (GMT)

A-S, I thought Italian Suppositories were called Upper US.
The Count
Lake George, NY USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 19:39:51 (GMT)

Sam the Sham---I can see you don't know that I am High on a mountain in Colorado---Mt.Skellympus---henceforth,that is why I cannot view said rat in all it's ...er...glory...It was rather amusing that at first you thought it was a promo for Forest Park...Well,the rat is the NYC official animal,so,why not ??? Thanks for the wooly bully,you wooly bully !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 19:39:04 (GMT)

Wally---FYI,innuendos are Italian suppositories...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 19:35:50 (GMT)

Woody, I was SERIOUS about meeting you, but you have not given me the chance. I want to buy you a round of drinks and have you return the favor. Do you like to smoke also? I am a chain smoker and could use the company when I go outside to puff. I will meet you eventually. I dont believe you were really waiting for me, as I had my sister dirve past there and slow down the car. She did see a weasle type of personality there, but said it was hard to determine if it was a man or woman. Sorry! Better luck next time. By the way, Who is running the show? You are being a bit too pushy about meeting me, lets all get to know each other first. Have a lovely day. I am working very hard. Take care, friend.
Mr. Dick <here@there.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 17:53:50 (GMT)

Ok Anti Skell will tell you what has been happening with the gigantic grey tree sized inflatable rat in front of Forest Park! You cannot miss it!! It has been there since Monday, and the reason is that the contractors protestin it are in their cars and havin lunch and saying that they are not getting the money they deserve! I dont know how long the rat will be there. YOU MUST HAVE SEEN IT!!!!!!! The rat is an insult to the corporation but I thought it was funny and thought it was some sort of promotion for Forest Park, and when I first saw it, thought it was like an Easter Bunny thing, something for the kids to enjoy! Then, I talked to a couple of people and found out the truth! That is the ENTIRE story of the gigantic rat!! Check it out Anti- Skell or else there will be no more WOOLY BOOLY FOR YOU!!!!
Sam The Sham and the Pharohs <ugly@aol.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 17:43:17 (GMT)

OKay, we can behave. Arent we allowed to give a little bit of innuendos?
Wally <onoyoko@aol.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 17:39:11 (GMT)

Well it looks like the Woodys, Wallys, Brucies and Mr.Dicks have won. It's time to close up WOL and move on. It's been real gang, let's do lunch.
The Mont
USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 13:41:22 (GMT)

I was stood up MR. Dick, and I don't like it. Me and wally were waiting. You didn't show. Just for that I am no longer speaking to you. I think you should be punished and not be allowed to write on this board for one week. After that i will deceide if I want to talk to you.Your the rat in the park I think.
woody
new york, ny USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 01:44:49 (GMT)

Its a New Day.............SO ENJOY IT
Night Owl
USA - Thursday, May 08, 2003 at 00:26:16 (GMT)

Marge, that last post wouldn't have been yours would it? Maybe Lois?
The Watcher
Woodhaven, USA - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 17:40:31 (GMT)

Just a note of good intention for a friend that is struggling with a sick family member. Doesn't look good and he will probably have to say goodbye soon. Please, think of our friend & his family and say a little something to the guy in charge.
Thanks
USA - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 16:17:59 (GMT)

Now THAT'S hitting below the belt! In a manner of speaking.
Brucie
USA - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 01:29:43 (GMT)

Brucie---something tells me you always have your shit packed...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 01:14:48 (GMT)

Mr. Dick - I'LL BE THERE! Just give me a little time to get my shit packed.
Brucie
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 22:49:50 (GMT)

Anti- I think this is the equivalent of a "scab". The unions have been using this rat to protest non-union hirings. Since I live in FL, the third world state, we know nothing of unions. I sure someone else could do a lot better with the explaination.
Lois
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 22:35:02 (GMT)

Whats with this inflatable rat I have been reading about today ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 20:49:44 (GMT)

I see we have added a few homosexuals,homofaguals,loopists,morphendites,gay bladists,fudgepackers,dirt road romeos,Heblews,Gaylicks,bun jumpers to WOL...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 20:48:37 (GMT)

Woody, you rascal, you know that you are not going to be there. I work during the week and I wont be home till nine tonight. In time we will meet and you will like what you see. I will wear my bright orange shirt and black slacks and you will be impressed with how I look at my age. Did you get a gander at that BIG INFLATIBLE RAT by Forest Park that the construction workers are still protesting? My sister, Rosalie, is dating a nice Jewish guy and has no interest in meeting anyone off the line, but in time we can all meet from this board. I am SERIOUS. Lettuce all get to know each other and then we can meet and freak out and have a couple of beers and some Schmidts peppermint patties for dessert so we can have beer farts and the shits too! Woody, lookin forward to meeting up with you. This is your friend, Mr. Dick.
Mr. Dick <onoyoko@lee.com>
Shamrock Bar, NY USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 20:43:07 (GMT)

I would like to know if Lou Christie would like to meet me. ' WHEN I SEE THOSE HIPS TO BE KISSED, (STOP) I CANT STOP, NO I CANT STOP, BUT ONLINE GOT ME AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. I think Lou would like me. HIS VOICE IS MAGNIFICENT!!!!!!!!!
Roscoe James MaClaine <hfere@u.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 20:38:14 (GMT)

who said anything about gay, I want to meet the guy's sister remember. Yo weird eating guy , mr.dick what's up with tonight?What Irish bar , The Shrammock, had a few already. Tap beer is fine just as long as you put a shot in it.I really don't want to meet your friends I would rather keep this a little more private just the three of us . Got to go got to catch the El, see you at seven.
woody
new york, ny USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 20:08:21 (GMT)

What do you mean "turned into"?
George Michael
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 18:07:12 (GMT)

Has this turned into a
Gay &Sex Site ?
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 17:24:18 (GMT)

Can I cum too??
Brucie
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:23:11 (GMT)

Mr. Dick, Woody, I would LOVE to come also!!
Eric Shun
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 14:18:41 (GMT)

Woody, I would LOVE to have a drink with you paisono! How about that irish bar? I got a couple of friends in there to introduce you to. Do you like the beer from the tap or in a bottle? I am a tap man myself. You sound like a swell guy. What do you do with your time? Are you retired? If so, we could play a couple of rounds of golf in Forest Park. Speaking of Forest Park, people, yesterday there waws A HUGE TREE SIZED INFLATED RAT THAT CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WERE USING TO PROTEST! I HAVE SEEN THIS SAME TYPE OF HUGE INFLATED RAT UPSTATE TOO WHERE CONSTRUCTION SITES ARE. I think I will send in a few of my buddies to that dentist office to torment that Guyanese twat that was so rude to yours truly.........
Mr. Dick <dontknow@it.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 13:20:24 (GMT)

MR. Dick, What a wonderful name. I guess it took a long time thinking that one up.Let me introduce you to wally the glue bag head . Meet us at 85th. Street and Jamaica Ave tomorrow night at 7. We will go have a drink.Let me know ,Ok
Woody
new york, ny USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 02:16:10 (GMT)

weird eating guy. Boy you must have really fooled that girl in the dentist's office.So you do have a sister, what's her name? Are your last names the same? How old is she? Does she have blond hair?Please tell me I might like to take her for a ride up to Forest Park myself after a few drinks in The Row. First date I want to show her some class you know.Let me know as I want to get this thing going.
the real woody
new york, ny USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 01:54:28 (GMT)

IF YOU GOT THE HOT DOG, I GOT THE BUN. JUST TURN ME OVER.
woody <hello@him.com>
NYC, NY USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 00:20:20 (GMT)

hope you also wiped and used tolet paper
brown spots
USA - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 00:07:57 (GMT)

Yeah, I flushed at home. Anyway, wiseguy, speaking of wiseguys, do you know that Jay Black of Jay Black and the Americans was very close friends with John Gotti? This is a FACT. capice?
Wally <poopster@crap.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 23:58:01 (GMT)

wally did you flush at home ?
stinky
USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 23:44:20 (GMT)

Happy Monday! I spent the day on Woodhaven doing shoppin and went into SCATURROS and was waited on by two cunty chicks that gave me a hard time with my coupons, then I had to take a wicked leak and because I was too lazy to go back to my house, walked into a dentists office instead and brazenly walked up to this Guyanese douchebag and asked her where the bathroom was and she said " R U a patient and I said " Of course, and went into the bathroom, took a jizz, and didnt flush for spite and walked out and as the douchebag asked me what my name was, I gave a bogus name and walked out!! Hee. hee. Went into the remaining big LEWIS and got some bags of Easter candy on sale to give to my sister's kids. Came home and had a productive bowel movement and now my gal just cooked me some nice chicken cutlet parmigiana and fresh peas and carrots and fresh spaghetti and marinara sauce. burp.......
Wally <eatme@eat.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 23:34:44 (GMT)

Ok, I will sign your guestbook. I really love your site.
Daniela M <I-do-not-have@one.snr>
tzut, hg USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 20:26:41 (GMT)

Weird eating guy wally, try testors glue all day today use alot of paper bags, empty the glue into them, sniff away, then go away, away away away, never to come back.
woody
new york, ny USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 13:38:25 (GMT)

Jimineola - Glad you enjoyed the concert, I think Westury is a great venue. I was hoping to see Tom Jones when I drive up for a visit in October but unfortunately he will be appearing at the end of the month and I will be there at the beginning.
Lois
USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 11:01:39 (GMT)

Mr. Dick - If Tammie isn't interested, I could be talked into a nice meal. If you know what I mean!!
Brucie
USA - Monday, May 05, 2003 at 04:20:22 (GMT)

I cannot STAND Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bride. Worst that could happen is what happened to that song!!! Crap! Lou Christie is better but the brooklyn bridge sucks egs! Take them all to Schmidts chocolates for an overdose on gigantic rock hard peppermint patties and lets hope that constipation/shits helps them to hit the notes better.
Piglet
brooklyn ridge, NY USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 19:34:10 (GMT)

Ilove Lou Christie's voice. Is he still with his live in boyfriend? I like RhapShitty in the Rain, Lightnin Bites! etc. seriously, he has got a grrrrrrreat voice. You lucky stiffs (?) that got to see him in person. Oh, you guys!!!!!!
me <it@it.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 19:31:37 (GMT)

AMEN, AMEN, Mr Mont - MY REVIEW - Last night's show was a memorable performance. Too bad all the music loving WOL members couldn't have also been in the audience. Lou Christie was a great surprise as he now looks much like Fabian , and is still able to reach the high notes of his many hits . This month is the 35th Anniversary of Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge and they delivered a 4 star performance, singing everything from songs by the Crests , the Belmonts, Jackie Wilson, the Rascals , the BB and an amazing performance of the Righteous Brothers 'Unchained Melody'. Topping it all off folks , sitting in the audience about 20 seats from Mrs. Jim and I and 15 seats from Mont and his son , was none other than Jay Black. Just another great show at Westbury , probably the best venue to watch a show within 1,000 miles. Be sure to catch this show if if comes to a town near you.
Jimineola
USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 13:21:28 (GMT)

Before Mr. Jimbo/Mayor-WOL gets here, let me report that Johnny Maestro and the Brooklyn Bridge were outstanding at Westbury. One of the few acts that truly give the customer their moneys worth. Now for more details, I turn this forum over to hizzoner, Mr. Jimbo.
The Mont
USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 03:37:45 (GMT)

Tammie, I have not heard from you and am concerned. I still would like to take you out for a nice dinner at Vincents and afterwards a nice ride to Forest Park to watch the sky. Please reply to me as soon as possible. I would like to introduce you to a "member" of mine that I think you will like very much. Sincerely hope to hear from you. Please post a phone number and/or email address where I can reach you for further details. You will not be disappointed. God bless!
Mr. Dick <nineinches@bigboy.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 01:48:57 (GMT)

The comfort you guys are giving me is heartwarming!
Sez
USA - Sunday, May 04, 2003 at 01:01:30 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---Some other substitutes you might have overlooked---Plaster of Paris,sawdust(aromatic cedar,apple,or dutch elm),lint,(also found in my favorite ice cream lint chocolate chip),quick lime...MMMMmmmmm Good !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 23:57:10 (GMT)

Sssezzz-Maybe Wally meant that he "tossed" his salad...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 23:53:48 (GMT)

SEZ - A few words of encouragement - All those foods you gave up still taste great!!!!
The Mont
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 15:20:05 (GMT)

Wally - TOSSED SALAD?? EEW! How did that get in there???
Sez
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 15:10:23 (GMT)

A.S. - I've tried spelt, alas, to no avail. I've given up on breads, but there are decent sub's for most other things. Bread crumbs, cookies, pizza shells etc etc. Tks!
Sez
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 15:09:15 (GMT)

Welcome back Lisa.
Vladimir
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 13:12:44 (GMT)

Hi, Anti Skell, maybe we got high together back in the day and were too stoned to remember!!! Anyone here got any dogs or cats or birds? I dont screw them, I just love em as pets.
Wally <kathieleegiffordisadouchebag@merl.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 01:11:51 (GMT)

I really over ate like a pig and now my gut is stuffed, had shrimp cocktail, Lobster drippin with butter, baked potatoe with chives and lotsa sour cream, tossed salad (lol) my fave dish, key lime pie and brownies a la mode and cappucinnos with real whipped cream and cinnamin too. I took my gal out to have dinner but now she is at bingo and I am home. Listen, here is another joke: What did the blind man as he passed the fulton fish market; GOOD EVENING LADIES!!! haw haw......
Wally <carnivalsucks@it.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 01:09:39 (GMT)

Wally...the oddballs that I went to school with used to heat Vicks Inhalers and sniff them,used to walk around in school sucking the nitrous oxide (the propellant) out of whip cream cans,sniffed Marvel Mystery Oil,and an occaisional dogs butt...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 00:41:30 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz-I think you might try "spelt"...and it is spelt s-p-e-l-t.It is a good substitute for wheat, and you could get the bread,roll,and flour at most health food stores,and maybe som decent supermarkets...just be careful not to mix it with Weldwood contact cement---I do believe those are the ingredients for the military explosive known as C-4....
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 00:26:08 (GMT)

Yes - But the big stick enforces the peace!!
Sez
USA - Saturday, May 03, 2003 at 00:15:35 (GMT)

REMEMBER.............
PEACE RULES
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 23:38:51 (GMT)

LOIS - SEZ could give your receipe a try. The worst reaction that could happen is certain body parts swelling to 5 times normal size, and he could then have his own booth at the Arizona State Fair.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 19:01:15 (GMT)

Sez - I actually made a glutten free Saurbraten once...I think I used rice flour and ginger instead of ginger snaps. Thickened the gravy with corn starch. It wasn't half bad but I am not sure if glutten free would be wheat free, but might be worth a try.
Lois
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 18:53:58 (GMT)

Jim - Might as well leave the coffee beans out of the coffee. But tks anyway!!
Sez
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 18:42:09 (GMT)

Ya, but nix on the potato dumplings.
Zum Stammtisch
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 17:08:28 (GMT)

Sez - Please don't give up .... if you leave out the gingersnaps and flour in the gravy, you can still have sauerbraten mit red cabbage. Hope I'm note boring the other drooling readers here.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 16:58:10 (GMT)

Jim - Yeah, the wheat allergy rules out bagels. No bagels and cream cheese, sorry to say, but life goes on!! Problem is, I also can't eat pizza, and that's almost enough to make you say life aint worth living!! Funny thing, I still can't lose any weight!
Sez
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 16:26:34 (GMT)

Sez - Those were my thin days when I didn't waste much time at the dinner table. But filling my brain with useless facts was always a hobby. Regarding the second part of my post ... are you more interested in Bernadette Peters (which would allow you to say that you have been where Steve Martin has been) or Sam & Joes cream cheese? I was going to ask when was the last time you had a great bagel and cream cheese , but does your allergy rule that out ?
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 15:32:44 (GMT)

Leave it to Jimineola to know that Bohack and A&P had plaid stamps, and King Kullen had green stamps. Hey Jim, did you take notes while u were growing up????
Sez
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:38:03 (GMT)

Thanks guys for the Stamps and Memories. lol. Now, does anyone remember the chinks restaurant? In my teen years during the sixties, I remember having the munchies and then apanhandlin underneath the el for spare change to go to the chinks and get some chinks food. I ordered pork fried lice, foo foo egg rolls, tea, pepper steak and fortune cookie. I dont go to chinks food anymore cos most of the people that I know complain of the shits and vomitin soon afterwards as they are very DIRTY the chinks places. Now with SARS I dont many people will be ordering it. ANyway, who remembers the chinks takeout during the sixties and Yes, I Used to sniff glue especially on the buses to Macys and to Ozone Park and would leave the bus window open as I got high in the back of the bus. I also used to play hookey with my close friend and we used to sniff WELDWOOD CONTACT CEMENT and Carbona with soaked rags. That was a stupid thing to do and know you see the effects of what it has done to my brain in my fifties. Here's a quick joke folks, do you know that I have a dog that was Ate before she was seven? haw haw...............How do you save a cockroach from drowning, you throw it a cheerios? There was a white guy, spanish guy and black guy all ready to jump off the Empire State Building, which was the last guy to hit the ground? The black guy because he had to spray graffitti on the way down.... haw haw.
Wally <itsme@yahoo.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 14:30:51 (GMT)

LOIS - I'll give Mr. Cristie your regards. WALLY & ANTI - I think Bohack or A&P had plaid stamps , while King Kullen had S&H Green Stamps. The S&H store to redeem the books was on Liberty Ave. and 121 St. , just a few doors from Sam & Joe's Dairy. S&J had the best chocolate covered graham crackers and fresh cream cheese. Also on the wall was an autographed picture of Bernadette Peters who came from the OZ area and I think also worked there as a teen. Today Bernadette got good reviews as 'Gypsy' has reopened on B'Way.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 13:04:33 (GMT)

Jimineola - Enjoy "Lightning Striking Again"!! WOL - Have a great weekend!!
Lois
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 12:33:56 (GMT)

A-S...P L E A S E !!! Don't encourage IT!
AAAGGGHHH!
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 10:40:37 (GMT)

Wally do you still take drugs?
stop sniffing that glue
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 06:15:41 (GMT)

Wally---I remember the S&H Green Stamps and Books.The Anti-Mom used to shop at King Kullens om Metropolitan and about 131 Street,and she had tons of the books.Also,she and the Anti-Dad had books full of Raliegh cigarette coupons...they smoked like smokestacks...As far as the candles and shit...We weren't big on collecting shit in any form,may it be little balls,tubular like small anacondas,or watery.Likewise,we weren't much at doling it out the stuff as presents,although as an Anti-Lad,I had given one loathesome neighborhood hoodlum a facial with the stuff.Just held his dorky face in a steamy pile of the stuff that his dog left in front of our manse...Ahhh,dem wuz da dayz !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, May 02, 2003 at 03:48:17 (GMT)

they were GREEN stamps
lick me
USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 21:50:43 (GMT)

So, how the hell is everybody today? I gave my gal a good "beef injection" of vitamin F and she seems to be feeling a lot better now. The weather is too clammy and wish spring weather were really here. Okay, now, how about those great antique stores furniture one and better yet? here is a SERIOUS QUESTION FOR OLD FARTS LIKE ME: WHO REMEMBERS THE BOOKS OF S& h STAMPS THAT YOU GOT WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE SUPERMARKETS AND HAD TO LICK THE STAMPS IN THE BOOKS AND COLLECT THEM AND WHEN YOU HAD A BUNCH OF THEM YOU TOOK THEM TO THE S AND s CENTER IN WOODHAVEN AND COULD PICK OUT A PRIZE? wE GOT SOME PEN SETS TO GIVE AS GIFTS TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND ALSO THE BANKS USED TO GIVE OUT PRESENTS IF YOU OPENED ACCOUNTS, WE STILL COLLECT CANDLES AND SHIT AND GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE AS GIFTS AND PRETEND WE PAID CASH FOR THEM. WHO REMEMBERS THE STAMP BOOKS? THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY WOODHAVENITE WALLY THAT CARES.
Wally <itsme@me.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 18:18:18 (GMT)

Porky - Can you fart in Bb?
Brucie
USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 14:45:30 (GMT)

Which are the posts that are "fun"?
Over MY head
USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 12:12:29 (GMT)

Tall In The Saddle. You are giving him too much credit.
woody
new york, ny USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 11:52:22 (GMT)

Porky---might as well change your name to Fatty Arbuckle...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 04:08:29 (GMT)