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March 2002

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Ssssezzzz----I also mused that the place would be a real pain in the ash...
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 18:34:10 (GMT)

LETS GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 16:45:54 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - Funny thing, I was urged to attend Mt. St. Helens by my parents. They changed their minds though, when they realized the eruption would be over by the time I got there.
Sez
USA - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 14:51:17 (GMT)

Richie Lyons sounds familiar....A blast,eh ??? Ouch....
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 01:02:42 (GMT)

Mr. Skell ... did you know Richie Lyons at Holy Cross? You should have gone to Mt St Helens, I hear it was a blast!!
Mary
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 20:20:48 (GMT)

Mary...Another thing...My Parents, along with my grade avisor,urged me to attend Mount Saint Hellen's, in Washington State...I declined...lucky me...hehehe
Anti-Skell
Lava Flow, Eruption USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 17:23:19 (GMT)

Mary---I was asked to play Basketball for Holy Cross as well, but with 3 buses each way (B22,Q44,Q16), and 1.5 hours travel each way,the 3 hours travel each day plus scads of homework,there just wasn't enough time...this was 1968 and 1969...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 17:19:39 (GMT)

Mr. Skellington ... we're looking at colleges, my son wants to go to Mount St. Mary in Newburgh, NY. My brother-in-law played basketball for Holy Cross HS many moons ago, as did his son not very long ago. Small world.
Mary
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 14:11:45 (GMT)

Mary--What school might that be ??? H.S. or College,and which one ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...I attended Holy Cross H.S.,and because the Anti-Parents couldn't afford it,I finished at R.H.H.S.and attended......to be continued...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 05:13:10 (GMT)

Jim... 4/21 I will be taking a tour of the school my son will most likely be attending in Sept.
Mary
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 01:15:17 (GMT)

Ooooops...I just ran over a family of Wabbits...including the itsy bitsy ones...I have plenty of Wabbit feet good luck charms,just in case someone wants one...I just hope that you have better luck than the Wabbit who's foot you will recieve.I also saw a few Wabbits running around with human feet good luck charms...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 00:59:46 (GMT)

Good Friday in Woodhaven 60's. Mandatory attendance for 3:00 services. The nuns knew who attended and punished the ones that didn't.
Luke <lukmomick@hotmail.com>
NY USA - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 17:33:59 (GMT)

Mary - Reading your post from yesterday, I can't figure out why you where told to "Get Stuffed". I guess it will remain as one of many unexplained mysteries of the WOL Guestbook. We hope you and your family have a wonderful Easter. Even if the Prince won't show on 4/21 , any chance of you and Jeanne stopping by to say hello? Marge, Marie and I would like to meet you.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 13:19:45 (GMT)

Marge- And a Hoppy Easter to you too. Although you won't get this 'til Monday. You 'Stock Market'workers get to watch Montel today .... 'Oversexed Rabbits Confess Their Harey Exploits'. Enjoy
Jim of Mineola
USA - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 13:12:44 (GMT)

Jim is a gentleman.
Always has been
USA - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 01:20:29 (GMT)

Jim, you have the magic ... I ask for Marge's menu and I'm told to "get stuffed"!! You ask for it, and it appears!! Marge ... don't hold your breathe waiting for any princes to appear amywhere ... we can't even get him to come for Easter!
Mary
USA - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 01:04:58 (GMT)

Filmmaker Billy Wilder, the Austrian-born cynic whose gifts for writing and directing led to such classics as "Sunset Boulevard," "Some Like it Hot" and "Double Indemnity," has died. He was 95.
Number 3
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 22:00:28 (GMT)

Marge---Ahhhh...Easter memories...When I was an Anti-Lad,Mommy dearest would shave our little heads,and dye them different colors.Then,daddy dearest would go out in the backyard,and dig shallow holes,and bury each of us up to our little necks, so our heads were showing.Then,they would invite all the neighborhood kiddies over for an egg hunt...It was quite endurable, except when one of the kids wanted to play soccer now and again, and the occaisional stray dog would come in,and,well,you know...But, after being dug up, showered off with the hose,and re-entering the house,mommy dearest would always have a great dinner for us,usually consisting of boiled pigs knuckles and snouts,and hefty dollops of sauerkraut.For desert we would have some of A.S.S.'s very own strawberry skellcake!!!Thanks for reminding me of some wholesome Anti-Lad memories !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 21:31:12 (GMT)

Wishing everyone a Sunny Bunny Day!
Marge
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 21:20:30 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Baseball season starts on Sunday! Cleveland at Anaheim 8:05 ESPN2. WE will be watching after the Cure 81 ham. No Colonel Chicken this week!
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 18:41:41 (GMT)

Marge if you make any fresh ham in the next few weeks, please put aside and bring to thr reunion a nice chunk of the hard skin (Krackle).What's with your hip? If you tell Tony that it hurts he might agree to give it a good rubdown.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 18:11:14 (GMT)

Sorry TPFK there is no NASCAR on Easter Sunday or Mother's Day. There is the Women's NCAA Basketball Finals on Easter evening, but in your house I know 'The Rock' and WWF will rule.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 18:03:19 (GMT)

Ok, Ok! So I'm here already. That's nice of you guys (and girls) to be asking for me. But, I've been too ashamed to read this stuff no less post here. It's a bit busy in my office now until 4/15 due to tax accountants/clients calling constantly asking for tax info. Spring is coming, and so is the Easter Bunny. I tend to think of Woodhaven this time of year. Remember going to church in my brand new outfit (you had to have a new outfit, from head to toe) and buying my mom daffy's for $1 from the vendor outside of Church. I still give her a little bouquet of daffy's every Easter. And, one year when I was about 8, I remember seeing the Easter bunny, down the the hall from my room. There was an attic door at the end of the hall near my parents room and I swore I saw the Easter Bunny bending over and putting our baskets in there. That's where we always found them. My mom and I still get a big laugh out of that one and she wonders where her cotton tail came from since I swear I saw it. And, repeating myself here, but can't ever forget the trips with Grandpa to Radio City. Loved them. Easter dinners in our family were always Fresh Ham with sauerkraut, pan roasted potatoes, and home made horseradish. My mother has the award for the best Fresh Ham dinner. My Lithuanian Grandmother always made fresh Kielbasa, which is nothing like the compressed ones you buy in the stores. She also dyed eggs, some brown, and she loved to play this little game where everyone tried to break her egg. She didn't speak much English, but she laughed so because no one could ever break hers. There was some secret there she wasn't telling. My ex and my now deceased brother-in-law used to go nuts eating that Fresh Ham dinner. We all did, but they just moaned eating it. My new hubby and my sisters kids aren't that crazy about it and we just had it for xmas so...not sure yet what's for dinner. We had a boiled ham for February birthdays. Dinner is at my house and I've got an injured hip (just got a cortizone shot today). Don't want to be on my feet much Sunday so I'm thinking either a Pork Tenderloin, marinated in honey, soy sauce, tabasco, garlic (lots) and ketchup, either some garlic roasted red potatoes or garlic smashed red potatoes, brussel sprouts, cauliflower and broccoli and apple sauce (for the kids). Or, I could buy one big whole beef filet and cut them into fat steaks (which we usually get from Costco and keep in the freezer) with same pots or maybe baked and same veggies. My sister is making her wonderful Carrot cake and I may make some cupcakes that look like little baskets with a jelly bean in the center of the frosting, some pastel sprinkle stuff and a pastel colored pipe cleaners for a handle. Too cute. I'm finishing up 3 small trays that I've painted for hubby's granddaughters and now I'm stencilling some pretty little stuff on each one. I'll wrap all their Easter goodies in the trays. Whew! So, there you are. You asked for it. Like it or not, you've got it. JIMBO and MARY, I've written my famous letter and hopefully will get a reply. I'm still hoping for a special "reunion" on 4/21 along with the STA one. Keep your fingers crossed.
Marge
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 18:03:18 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Any NASCAR this Sunday?
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 17:50:33 (GMT)

I agree with Mary and request Marge to post her Easter menu. Mary,if you get 'you know who' to show up at her house ,you can even partake in the feast.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 16:41:53 (GMT)

Here I am to make a comment about our loss of Dudley Moore and Milton Berle. Their common bond is that Dudley got to hug Bo Derek while Milton loved to dress like Bo instead.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 16:38:24 (GMT)

You spell like one we know.
Christy Turlington
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 14:35:03 (GMT)

WHAT AN INSULT! YOU ACCUALLY THINK THAT I'M A MAN! OH PLEASE! ME, A WOMAN WHO'S PUTS CINDY CRAWFORD TO SHAME!
!
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 14:04:38 (GMT)

Sssssezzzz----Warmth,old boy ??? If you look in the Funk and Wagnall's Substandard WOL Dictionary,which,incidentally consists of 3.5 pages,triple spaced,you will see the picture of the planet Pluto next to the word "warmth"...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 05:12:59 (GMT)

Healy---Now Healy...you are not being sickeningly polite...the self appointed morality mavens will have at you...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 05:08:04 (GMT)

Ssssezzz---Roger,Shmoger...I bet he can't brive a duss...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 05:05:15 (GMT)

Oh Mary, get stuffed - please. That was an appeal to people to post what they like instead of worrying over being attacked by some mean spirited people. If Marge posted every day we'd all be better off for it.
Healy
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 03:16:52 (GMT)

It seems redundant for someone who has nothing to say to bash someone for having nothing to say. I, for one, would love to hear what Marge's plans are for the weekend ... better yet, her MENU!!
Mary
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 03:02:12 (GMT)

LOS ANGELES ЦЦ Milton Berle, the acerbic, cigar-smoking vaudevillian who eagerly embraced a new medium and became "Mr. Television" in the dawn of the video age, died Wednesday, a spokesman said. He was 93.
Milton came to many BBQs in Woodhaven in the 40's
That is how this post relates to Woodhaven, USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 02:58:35 (GMT)

Let's all give up worrying about what a Richmond Hill Woodhaven-wanna-be thinks about anything on this site. Unless you just want to fight and listen to bad poetry, then help yourselves. If you want this place to be about Woodhaven, get into it and post something that has NOTHING to do with Sez, Anti-Schmootz etc. They should be able to amuse themselves otherwise. Marge, we would LOVE to hear from you.
Roger
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 02:56:27 (GMT)

I guess it's you. We've never known you to be warm.
Emily
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 02:44:38 (GMT)

! - Bob Hartley University???
Sez
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 01:50:29 (GMT)

Is it just me, or has this site lost some of it's warmth?
Sez
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 01:49:00 (GMT)

teacher---Apparently you are mistaken about our psycho-the-rapist...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 00:15:04 (GMT)

!---For you to go into the archives and research me is both flattering for me,and embarrassing for you.It shows you are obsessive/compulsive,you have a completely hollow existence,and your life is truly devoid of anything worth doing.For shame,for shame...You come here, and out of nowhere,you attempt to bash me at the start, and you get snitty when I respond...It is you who is being used as a source of amusement...I am independently wealthy at this point,and have no need to work,so I spend my time split between my mountain home,and my home in town,and I also do a fair amount of traveling.Also,why are you YELLING ??? Just because you allegedly have a degree,it doesn't mean you are bright...it means you may be somewhat book smart,and that is apparently it.Why don't you send your lone patient elswhere, and take up a more suitable profession...a living crash test dummy.
Anti-Skell
Ho Hum, Your'e a Bum U S of A - Thursday, March 28, 2002 at 00:13:00 (GMT)

! ... "how many idiot's" .... of course we all know you meant "how many idiots" .... a man of your intelligence must have known that from 4th grade!
Teacher
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 23:45:50 (GMT)

anti-skell: You were a perfect case study for me. I've been doing reseach for future case studies, and you've really let me have a lot to work with. Not very interesting, but it's been fun for me, just to see how many idiot's are really out there!
!
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 22:22:48 (GMT)

anti-skell (A.K.A.IDIOT) HOW LONG DID TAKE YOU TO COME UP WITH THAT MORONIC RHYME? SINCE YOU ASKED ME IT'S MY TURN NOW. WHAT THE HECK DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ANSWER!!!!
!
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 20:24:35 (GMT)

! (Sez basher) --Sez is the salt of the earth,a gentle among men,a sage wise beyond his years,and not wet behind the ears,and he owns no steers.He brives a duss,and seldom makes a fuss, nor does he cuss...He is not filled with pus,his hair is not a muss,nor is he known as Gus,nor does he wear a truss...His opinions are accepted here as is everyone elses...have a nice trip to the hills...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 19:49:32 (GMT)

Pro-Skell---Hmmm...you shake my hand with one hand,then slap me in the back of the head with the other...Makes me feel kind like Luca Brazi...I thought I was the only one who did that...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 19:31:16 (GMT)

!---Psychologist,eh ??? I guess that means you weren't bright enough to become a psychiatrist...In any event,you should refer yourself to one of your hopefully more astute colleagues.All you do here is complain,whine,burp,fart and otherwise humiliate yourself in front of most of these nice people here.Business must be pretty poor,because you spend an inordinate amount of time here...Methinks you need a checkup from the neck up...~..~
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 19:28:58 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Exciting Mets news. Tried to call last night but someone was tying up your lines. Sorry WOL for interrupting with a personal message. Now back to the usual horseshit!
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 17:46:00 (GMT)

He's never made me laugh! He's really quite boring!
!
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 17:35:33 (GMT)

Last funny thing from Anti-Skell?
I don't recall
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 17:33:21 (GMT)

Has anyone ever laughed at anything posted by Anti-Skell? I'm no the type to tell him he shouldn't post here-it is a free country after all, but I'm making the observation that this man is very, very, very unfunny. And I don't mind offensive humor, I just mind humourless people who think that they are funny.
Pro-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 17:01:22 (GMT)

anti-skell I'm a Psychologist. I could refer you to one of my colleagues if you would like. You really should consider getting some kind of help for yourself!
!
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 16:03:18 (GMT)

ASCAP
Layla
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 15:00:46 (GMT)

! --- What do you do for a living ???
Anti-Skell
Fee Fi Fo, Fum USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 14:50:37 (GMT)

Sez & anti skell You two moron's must be related. GET A LIFE! I bet the two of you were picked on in school. A freak and a Geek!
!
USA - Wednesday, March 27, 2002 at 14:21:00 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---A complimentary clothespin for your nose is available,with the hallowed A.S.S.logo prominently ascribed...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 23:09:09 (GMT)

No.1 - Well you sure told me! Nice handle, by the way, but wouldn't No. 2 be more appropriate, given your turdish way of expressing yourself??
Sez
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 23:05:19 (GMT)

tired---I can jackhammer the square corners of your head off in an effort to have your hat fit...just trying to be helpful...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:52:12 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---Not to worry,for I think with both sides of my normal sized brain,unlike the cretinoids that are attacking both of us now...I will assign you to near the breech in the wall where our effluvia is removed,'cause that is where they are most likely to congregate for a drink...
Anti-Skell
Big Yawn, MilitiaLand USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:49:55 (GMT)

tired---upset,are we ??? Hehehe...if you are tired, maybe you would like it if someone "put you to sleep"...also,in the interim,it sounds like you need a thorazine cocktail...you can obtain one at A.S.S.W.O.R.M.S. for free...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:45:18 (GMT)

!---kindly be original,you syphlitic Navajo...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:41:52 (GMT)

NO
LIZ
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 22:07:13 (GMT)

LIZ DID YOU LIVE IN BELLROSE?
HORSE
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 21:45:26 (GMT)

I'm a scared now!
@ home
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 21:32:09 (GMT)

Sez, Sez who? Sez you? Boo Hoo!
No. 1
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 21:31:03 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - Circle the wagons!! Fans of the mundane are out to get you. Carefull people, you are flying too high with your attacks. The sun may be shining on your back now, but with your verbal weapons I suspect you are in for an Icarian fall!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 21:04:58 (GMT)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
!
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 20:31:48 (GMT)

I AGREE WITH TIRED!
!
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 20:29:46 (GMT)

See what I mean? What an asshole. Anti-Skell is the loner-type who you always told your kids to cross the street in order to avoid. Loser.
Tired
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 20:27:50 (GMT)

anti-skell- Let me guess, you are a fat, ugly, balding pig, who has no life to speak of. If you are marrried, GOD HELP YOUR SPOUSE! THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE MOST HORRIFIC EXPERIENCE ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY BE PUT THROUGH!!!!! GET A LIFE MORON!!!!
!
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 20:25:49 (GMT)

A.S.S.ociated new flash...Hollywood...Spats Delgado,the one legged tap dancer known as The Human Pogo Stick,was belatedly awarded an Oscar.The late decision on the award was because the Academy was waiting for any late entries to be submitted...The little gold man was awarded to Spats "For failing to appear in Any movie released in the Northern Hemisphere"...The award will be shipped to Mr.Delgado...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 19:11:53 (GMT)

tired---Why don't you tell us what it is like to try to put a round hat on your block shaped head...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 19:05:30 (GMT)

!---'mornin,balding blowhard !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 19:01:16 (GMT)

And may god bless---the quote was by Red Skellington...not Red Skelton...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 18:51:01 (GMT)

I think it's time to put the Woodhaven Board ("bored") out of its misery. The posts are, for the most part, infantile & idiotic. We are subjected to Anti-Skell's daily rantings, which have no connection or relevance to Woodhaven whatsoever. He thinks he's clever & articulate, but I think that most people who check in here are pretty much fed up with his schtick. It's played out, plain & simple. Give it a rest. He's probably not even from Woodhaven to begin with, just a shady character hiding behind the guise of a retired NYC civil servant. Sooner or later, he will be the only one left on this website, talking to himself all day. It's time to bid farewell to what was once a great idea. Goodbye Woodhaven Website, wherever you are........
Tired
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 18:40:21 (GMT)

"Clapton is no Saint". I have to question your allegation that Tears in Heaven was written before Conner Clapton's death. Conner died in 1990, the song was released in 1991 and didn't win the grammy you refer to until 1993. There are a number of unfounded rumours about this song (see www.snopes2.com for the details) but I've neard the allegation that Mr. Jennings had written it before the fatal accident. What is your source for this rumour?
Derek Domino
Pretending, USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 18:37:24 (GMT)

And May God Bless America: All we need do is think back to our childhoods for some good Woodhaven memories. It's not really hard.
Marge
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 18:25:58 (GMT)

The year Clapton's son, Conor, died (from a fall outside of his window) Clapton won the "Best Song" Grammy for "Tears In Heaven". No arguments here, except for the fact that he didn't write the lyrics, Will Jennings did.
Many months BEFORE Conor died
Clapton is no saint, USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 15:13:23 (GMT)

GOODMORIN' IDIOT!
!
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 14:38:43 (GMT)

Trying to be kind, Red Skelton would NEVER say that to you. You were correct in what you said, and the truth is hard for some people. This place is a wasteland with the slightest chance of glory revisiting it. The barflys still read it but they were never big on posting, and the reunion crowd will always be here, but the rest of long gone. The town we knew is over and maybe if we are lucky a nice old Woodhaven post will occur. Don't hold your breath.
And May God Bless
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 14:33:30 (GMT)

"Your father must have been a flower,'cause you're a blooming idiot"....Red Skellington
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 05:44:34 (GMT)

TPFK a The Mont: Yes it's eerie alright, glad you figured it out! NO ONE IS HERE ANYMORE!!!! Haven't been here for months but a small few. You are down to Bulletin Board, Classifieds, Guestbook and Public Forum. Most of them haven't been posted on in a LONG TIME. GO BACK TO YOUR OLD LIFE.....THIS PLACE HAS BEEN DEAD....TIME TO BURY IT!!!!!!!!!!
Trying to be kind
USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 00:51:51 (GMT)

Margaret: I hung out at Wilkens and actually dated Bill.
Marge
USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 17:49:34 (GMT)

Does anyone remember hanging out at Wilkens???
margaret <mfilardo@fpc.org>
portland, or USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 15:12:50 (GMT)

Mont-zilla....I hear Jose the Ripper is decimating Woodhaven...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 04:46:59 (GMT)

JIMBO, SEZ AND ANTI-SKELL - When we all post in a row like this, nobody else shows up! There is something eerie going on here. I'm going to contact Art Bell and the spirit of Long John Nebel and try to figure this out. It may take me some time and I will be in danger of falling into a time warp, but I'll give it the old Laneite try.
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 03:45:32 (GMT)

This evening at the Mineola KFC , I saw standing on line either TPFKAS Mont or Robert Redford. Only me, Mrs. Jim and the Colonel know for shure.
Jim of Mineola
USA - Monday, March 25, 2002 at 03:20:43 (GMT)

Mont - Wherever you are, if there is intelligent life, bring some along, willya. This place needs an infussion!!!!!!!!
Sez
USA - Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 14:10:34 (GMT)

The Mont...Lt.Scanlon is someone you know,I believe...look back at the scant posts for the past few days...all things will be revealed to you...the good,the bad,the butt ugly...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 02:27:35 (GMT)

Indeed, where is Mr. Jimbo & Ken Sez? And Furthermore, just where the hell am I?
T P F K a The Mont
USA - Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 01:21:57 (GMT)

Betcha she couldn't fit on a duss...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 18:21:20 (GMT)

Lt.Scanlon...I have two photos of that...er...woman...allegedly facial,allegedly buttocks...let me know,when you see them in the periodical,if you can tell which is which,because,try as I might, I cannot...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 18:20:37 (GMT)

I mean "big"
Lt. Scanlon
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 14:31:01 (GMT)

You have a book with a picture of Hillary Clinton? I'll be damned! Of course, I wouldn't really call her fat.
Lt. Scanlon
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 14:29:53 (GMT)

LT---I thought so...your syntax gave you away...hehehe BTW,sometimes you just have to go through the motions to stay sharp...I do not want to lapse into being a dullard,boor,or lout...I am not "alout" to do that !!! I am going to send you a free copy of "Arses of the Universe", autographed, of course on the page with the big,warty,hairy one !!!(arse,that is...)
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 04:07:20 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - Your too smart for me. Next time I'll try sunglasses!!! By the way, stop shooting at those with no bullets in their guns. Their is something to be said about worthiness of adversaries!
Lt. Scanlon
USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 00:45:27 (GMT)

!---There is also a book entitled"Arses of the Universe"...In this hallowed periodical,there are sections for rubbery,wrinkled,ashen,big brown,little yellow,pinkish,odiferous,three cheeked,porked,virgin,and ugly as sin arses, among others... would you like to be included in this book as well ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
brown hollow, georgia USA - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 00:03:41 (GMT)

The Doctor---Re:Frankie and Johnie's...weren't those the two nit wits that once owned the Woodhaven Car Service back in the 70's...2 short in stature wannabees...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 23:58:30 (GMT)

!---I will make an entry in the "World's Smoothest Arses" book,in the WOL subchapter...now about that exam...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 23:55:37 (GMT)

I thought his best drink was a fuzzy navel!
Guess Who?
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 22:15:22 (GMT)

Peter Who?
Guess Who
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 21:34:30 (GMT)

anti-skell you are one sick puppy! and just for the book, I have the smoothest arse on this planet!
!
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 21:33:11 (GMT)

HEY.......can anyone tell me what ever happened to that bartender that worked in Frankie and Johnnies? I think his name was Peter? He made the best " Sex on the Beach " drinks....... does he work somewhere else now? Sandy.....
The Doctor <z23r@aol.com>
woodhaven , ny USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 21:08:52 (GMT)

Lt.Scanlon...Do you brive a duss ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 21:02:10 (GMT)

!---I see where YOUR problem is,hehehe...if you were to drop your pants,shave your arse,and walk backwards,nobody would know the difference.To "rec"tify the problem, or at least try to,you need one of my famous exams.I have just the finger for you...AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 21:01:17 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - I have much to contribute that is not unmeaningless. Let's see you cut through that Gordian Knot of a triple negative!!!! By the way, we are going thru some changes, so my e-mail is in limbo for the time being. Do you know who I am.
Lt. Scanlon
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 20:04:34 (GMT)

Where is Jim of Mineola?
Concerned
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 19:32:46 (GMT)

anti-skell IT FIGURES! THAT EXPLAINS IT! NOW I SEE WHERE YOUR PROBLEMS ARE COMING FROM. SEE YA SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITH #!*^#@'S, YOU'VE BECOME ONE!
!
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 17:52:21 (GMT)

!!!---School did you say ??? Who needs stinking school...In real life,I am world renowned proctologist Dr. B.A.Fingerman...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 15:45:22 (GMT)

anti-skell, shouldn't you be in school. Or did you just drop out.
!!!
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 14:32:54 (GMT)

lt.scanlon---If you don't have anything meaningless to contribute...HIT THE BRICKS !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 04:37:37 (GMT)

Home at last. My kind of people!!
Lt. Scanlon
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 02:16:57 (GMT)

!---Pismire !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 01:16:33 (GMT)

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 20:49:57 (GMT)

The dead horse that is Woodhaven has been beaten enough...(I detected a need for some more O2)...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 17:45:26 (GMT)

The more oxygen you give a fire, the better it burns. That said (and those of you older than 15 should get it) anyone want to talk about Woodhaven?
Old Woodhaven
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 17:18:37 (GMT)

Wobbling weebles...!!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 17:14:37 (GMT)

My guess is that he is about 14 years old. Maybe 15. (I really think that is pushing it though!)
?
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 17:06:33 (GMT)

That's what anti-skell is striving for. What a wiz! He sounds like such a smart guy. He has so much going for him. I'd love to know what kind of job that he has! Or is this his job?
!
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 17:04:42 (GMT)

Such intelligence going on here!
Marge
USA - Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 16:49:12 (GMT)

Sloth !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 23:53:11 (GMT)

idiot
!!!!!!
USA - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 22:13:23 (GMT)

Yeah, on every page.
Point and click
USA - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 18:58:50 (GMT)

Dolt !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 18:58:02 (GMT)

Idiot!
You know who I'm talking about!
USA - Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 18:30:29 (GMT)

Straighten up and fly right,'cause you're not flying left...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 23:38:40 (GMT)

anti-Anti-Skell...Are you upset ??? I will hide the defibrillator...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 23:36:56 (GMT)

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 9. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 10. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade! 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 25. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? 30. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 31. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 32. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. 33. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 34. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? 35. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 22:30:00 (GMT)

Anyone have a Woodhaven memory?
Pre- 2002
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 22:12:36 (GMT)

Try a glass of warm milk, or yoga to relax. Do you think he is really worth a heart attack?
Take a deep breath
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 22:12:04 (GMT)

Why I even bother wasting my time responding to an idiot like you. BLOW IT OUT YOUR @#w$#&%^%$^$!!!!!!!
"ANTI" anti-skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 22:05:16 (GMT)

anti Anti-Skell---Still have that worm up your arse, eh ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 18:55:10 (GMT)

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Sir Winston Churchill@HowToGetALife.com
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 18:54:19 (GMT)

Fredo...now,now,now,Fredo...Give me a few days and I will find something important for you to do...dad would've wanted it that way...But,remember...To thine own Anti-Skell be true...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 18:53:54 (GMT)

P.S...I do not remember seeing anywhere that it was stated that this site was for Woodhaven memories,nor do I see it anywhere now...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 18:51:57 (GMT)

Marge---A.S.S.=Anti Skell Services...also,it is not a question of who is or isn't "da boss".A certain persona named Kathy floats in and is nasty...I was putting my two cents worth in as well...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 18:49:06 (GMT)

I think "kathy" should take it outside with Melissa. What a load of negative energy.
School's Out
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 17:49:02 (GMT)

WAS*** SPELL IT RIGHT FREDO !!!
YOUR SISTER CONNIE
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 17:33:49 (GMT)

ANTI-SKELL WAS LEFT IN CHARGE CAUSE THATS THE WAY POP WANTED IT.BUT I COULD RUN THINGS IM SMART!!SEND ME TO TAKE CARE OF MICKEY MOUSE NIGHT CLUBS,SEND ME TO PICK THIS ONE AT THE AIRPORT,I SAY THIS TO WITH ALL RESPECT,BUT I WA STEPPED OVER.
FREDO CORLEONE
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 17:33:00 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: Thanks for the "special" protection. Not sure I'm comfortable with the, ahem, name of your association...A.S.S. Some implication. As for Kathy, she is right. This sight was started for Woodhaven memories so everyone else who wants to jerk around should open THEIR own site. And, I say this in the friendliest way..."Who died and made you boss anyway?" :) Some memories from Kathy would be nice, however.
Marge
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 17:01:44 (GMT)

Kathy, so if your comments were a step in the RIGHT direction, why don't you kick it off with a Woodhaven memory?
a nice change
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 14:25:34 (GMT)

Hey stupid, why don't you get a life. Who in god's name really cares about your stupid thoughts anyway. That's why you have to spend your whole day on this site, because no one else will listen to your nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!
"ANTI" anti-skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 13:23:49 (GMT)

kathy---I regret to inform you that you are not listed in A.S.S.'s Protected Species List.Consequently,you will not be afforded any protection whatsoever.As an additional thought,why don't you open your own friggin site,specifically for what you friggin want.
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 05:08:25 (GMT)

So much for a Guestbook actually being about the neighborhood. What don't you guys open your own friggin chat room to bore each other to death? This place is for Woodhavenites with memories..
Kathy <wondery35@aol.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 03:44:21 (GMT)

Who cares about those meddling kids?Works done for the day.Time for my....
Doobie Snacks
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 22:50:16 (GMT)

Click on the link.
Who is your favorite scooby doo villian of all time?
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 22:39:34 (GMT)

Hey Liz!! If you don't go for that smooth talker, do you mind if I jump in.
Tonya Harding
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 22:04:04 (GMT)

Marge...Not to worry...The Anti-Pooch has informed me that you are on A.S.S.'s Protected Species List,and,therefore, he will protect you...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 19:36:27 (GMT)

Oh, God! Here we go again. The crazzies are baaack!
Marge
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 17:09:35 (GMT)

KIMBER? I KNEW A KIMBER ONCE !!
OUT OF SITE OUT OF MIND
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 13:30:14 (GMT)

HI LIZ (CLEARWATER) DO YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE WELL I WANT TO KNOW YOU, I WILL BE GOING TO CLEARWATER END OF THIS MONTH I HOPE WE COULD HOOK UP. PLEASE DONT DISAPPOINT ME AND TELL ME YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AT THE BEACH AND HAVE A FEW. AND TALK ABOUT WOODHAVEN. :)
TONY
USA - Monday, March 18, 2002 at 00:57:26 (GMT)

bizarro---Have a nice trip,see you next fall...
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, March 17, 2002 at 20:45:24 (GMT)

Why doggie no like Bizarro?Me hurt.Me like animals.Me hate only one person..Superman.Me go beat up Superman now.Me can then go back to my planet..Bizarroworld...ha..ha..ha
Bizarro
USA - Sunday, March 17, 2002 at 18:43:39 (GMT)

bizarro---The Anti-Pooch has informed me that does not "liken" you...also,he says...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 23:16:37 (GMT)

Ah!!What a breath of fresh air. Good people, good talk.This site seem like home to me!!!
Caligulia
USA - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 15:44:17 (GMT)

Me Bizarro liken Anti-pooch..ha-ha-ha-ha
Bizarro
USA - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 01:15:42 (GMT)

The site seems like normal people talking about normal things to us.
Bizarro and Charles Manson
USA - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 00:00:01 (GMT)

I can re-animate dead tissue. Line them up!
Dr. Frankenstein
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 22:10:09 (GMT)

Desperate people hoping to be missed, watch dogs, community news and Godfather references??? Seems like the usual to me.
We need new animation
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 21:54:58 (GMT)

This guestbook has even gotten more bizarre, even by its own standards. Could it be the elimination of weather, community events, local shopping and flash animation were the real draws to this website. Even Jim of Mineola doesn't stop by anymore.
Bizarre Guestbook
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 21:35:59 (GMT)

Like people everywhere, artists Paul Myoda and Julian LaVerdiere responded to the attack by anxiously calling around to friends, lining up to give blood, trying to figure out what to do, how to help. They spent the day looking up at a once familiar skyline and seeing something disorientingly blank. And thatТs how they realized that they were in position to do something that few others could do. They knew those buildings; they had spent six months actually working there, out of an unusual art studio on the 91st floor of the north tower, putting together a light sculpture that was to have been installed next year on the radio antenna on top. In planning this work of art, which had been commissioned by the group Creative Time, they had studied the towers, viewed them from all over the city, immersed themselves in the culture of the place. They went to happy hour at Windows on the World; they walked down from the 91st floor, just to see how long it would take (about 45 minutes). Read the rest at the link provided
The Phantom Towers Story
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 20:20:21 (GMT)

You may contact me directly by writing, calling, faxing or e-mailing: Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, City Hall,New York, NY 10007 (212) 788-9600. FAX (212) 788-7476 By E-MAIL -- http://nyc.gov/html/mail/html/mayor.html I hope you will visit NYC.gov regularly as we continue to update the site with information about new happenings throughout New York City. Sincerely, Michael R. Bloomberg
From the Office of the Mayor
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 17:47:02 (GMT)

The artists that lost some of their stored work at the WTC, were the ones that had the original idea of this lighted tribute. I don't know if they are the same people that executed what we see now. I know they wanted it to be permanent and heard them speak of it on WNBC within the first two weeks of the attack. The city, from nearly the first day, led the cry of "we will build again" and I am sure many businesses are thrilled with the commercial angle on that...but many others, especially those that had personal losses, preferred that the spot be remembered as hallowed ground with a more circumspect tribute in the form of a park or shrine in the plaza for reflection and prayer. Money generally wins out, especially in NYC, but I do hope that the lights are used again even if only on anniversary dates and peak tourist times (the more people see it the better). I would start with Mike Bloomberg and CC all the local news outlets when sending your emails. Most of the email addresses are accessible online. I know of no formal place to write to sustain the tribute as a permanent fixture in NY, but if you learn of one, I hope you share the information here. God bless.
.
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 17:19:46 (GMT)

I've heard that they plan on removing the lights after April 13. I feel it's such a wonderful tribute that it should be made permanent. Does anyone ot there know if there are there any movements ongoing or that can be started to make it part of a possible memorial? Can we write city hall? Does anyone else agree? I think a massive e-mail campaign might help. Any other thoughts on that WOL'rs?
JJ
Jopl, USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 17:07:20 (GMT)

I had already received the picture of the beams of light and I think they are wonderful. It's like seeing the spirit of those buildings and like all those people lost there going to the heavens. The image is so meaningful. I truly hope that they make them a permanent memorial. Unfortunately, you can't see them during the day.
Marge
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 14:56:27 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: I'm glad you pooch can hold it's own, but as far as the vocabulary goes?? I hope not.
Marge
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 14:53:32 (GMT)

Marge---Don't be fooled by his boyish good looks,his soft and fuzzy appearance...He is tough as nails,full of bravado,and has a vocabulary that is the equal of the (in)famous Anti-Skell...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 05:20:03 (GMT)

Liz---I guess you got your answer :0(
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 05:17:01 (GMT)

It really does lift your spirits, doesn't it? It is the first time since 9/11, for me, that the skyline looks like its majestic New York self again. Glad you liked it too. Pass it along to others.
.
USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 02:33:31 (GMT)

thanks for the picture.it was big time,as is all new york.i hope life is getting better for all that suffered any hurt.
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 01:49:18 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: It's amazing how we can feel about our pets. Hope is does a good job here. He certainly has his work cut out for him.
Marge
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 20:50:29 (GMT)

You're welcome, J.J.
.
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 18:56:31 (GMT)

Hello there, does ANYONE remember me :-) lol???????????
Liz <liz12269@yahoo.com>
Clearwater, FL USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 17:34:32 (GMT)

Hello there, does ANYONE remember me :-) lol???????????
Liz <liz12269@hotmail.com>
Clearwater, FL USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 17:34:05 (GMT)

Whoever posted that photo of the lights, Thank you. I've set that as my desktop.
JJ
Joplin, USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 17:23:10 (GMT)

It is now time for the rest of you mutants to rise and shine...crawl out of your burlap sacks,pick the fleas out of your hair,brush/scrape your teeth,,trim the pits,and don't forget to purchase toilet paper today...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 13:03:18 (GMT)

Please post a picture of kimber.
Please
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 12:59:15 (GMT)

Kimber...He is available to sign autographs by appointment only...;^)
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 01:44:07 (GMT)

:-) ---- Wiseguy, eh ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 01:42:44 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: Your pooch is adorable!!!
kimber
USA - Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 00:07:54 (GMT)

The picture below was provided by a "friend of a WOL'er". Taken Tuesday night??
Webmaster
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 23:21:05 (GMT)

You would know.
: - )
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:42:53 (GMT)

Anonymous---A lot of people have gone down on West Street over the years...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:27:28 (GMT)

MicksterSoprano...Good man,that Furio,but he has to learn to keep the ashes out of the mozzarella...
Anti-Skell
Leaning Weenie, Bordello USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:25:39 (GMT)

Marge...I am blushing as any proud poppa would...He is my son (Dreyfus Gentry)...11.5 years old,and the photo was taken on Mt. Skellympus,at my villa,The Horror Hotel...He has been hired by WOL to patrol the site...grrrrrr
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 21:23:39 (GMT)

Where's kimber?
kimber fan
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 20:26:47 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: Looks like your puppy dog. Cute!
Marge
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 18:40:48 (GMT)

Having troubles accessing the site from home and work.But this P.C.has let me on.Furio has went over to UNCLE JUNE's and is packing the khartouming apparatus as we speak.
Mickster <BADA-BING !!>
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 18:15:27 (GMT)

MicksterSoprano---kindly bring the instruments de la Khartoum to the dais...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 17:21:00 (GMT)

Marge.....;0)
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 17:19:25 (GMT)

sick of Anti-Skell---You strike me as being an individual who walks around with a plastic bag pulled down over your head,tightly secured around your pencil thin neck...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 17:17:46 (GMT)

Correction: "immediate LEFT"
.
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 15:50:05 (GMT)

Went down West Street last night and saw the lights as close up as possible. They are to the immediate let of where the Towers stood as the rescue mission continues there. They are truly awesome and a wonderful monument to those lost. I can see how they would be a comfort particuarly to the families. The lights are brighter when you are closer and have a greater impact. We have had some foggy nights lately so the further away you are, the fainter they appear. Still a sight to behold.
.
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 15:49:25 (GMT)

So tell me those of you who were close enough to see it--- how did the 2 beams of light for the Trade Center look in the night sky? I saw them on my tee-vee, but I'm sure it just can't compare to actually seeing them. Please- do tell!
I Miss NYC
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 14:43:22 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: Don't know the lady personally, but I wish I did. She is a brave, brave person. And, her husband is a wonderfully supportive man. They put out a book of all the emails they received and that he replied to. While she was in the induced coma, he read a poem to her that was so beautiful, "My love is like a red, red rose". He read it on TODAY yesterday. My husband and I couldn't control the tears. She was on again today showing her therapy. She was determined to walk again, and she is. She is determined to get all the uses of her body back again, and I believe she will. And, she is so very thankful to be alive.
Marge
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 14:23:32 (GMT)

Idiot
Sick of Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 13:58:52 (GMT)

SSSSSezzzzz---One might be able to conjure up the thought that the presented scenario is apropos...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 04:03:55 (GMT)

So in other words, he'll be right at home here????
Sez
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 03:10:19 (GMT)

SSSSSSezzzzzz---The Anti-Pooch can sniff out everything...infidels,Fidels,dullards,boors,louts,mealy mouthed pillow suckers,club footed hackneyed syphilites,cyber snots,illegitimate usurpers,balloon heads,half-a-heads,bullet heads,flat heads,fat heads,dunder heads,the quivering liver lipped,the fat lipped,the rubber lipped,the mentally ill-equipped,and those fat of hip...We could go on and on and on and on,but methinks we all have a general idea...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 00:24:32 (GMT)

Hey Fan Of The Victims - I have never owned a gun in my life, nor am I an NRA member, but the last sentence of your post made me even more sure that I am glad I am on their side, and not yours. If the first few sentences of your post sounded like they might be coming from a reasonable (if misdirected) mind. The last sentence proved that was not the case.
Sez
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 00:17:25 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - The pooch has my vote. He can be Top Dog!! I don't mind playing second fiddle to someone who has the obvious capabilities to sniff out the infidels.
Sez
USA - Wednesday, March 13, 2002 at 00:11:31 (GMT)

sick of anti-skell---Another twit sounding off...your alacrity leaves a lot to be desired...If you do not like what you see here,you are free to leave if you so desire...another thing--I haven't been here for several days,but,of course, you are so sharp, you already knew that...As for getting a life, I have a very comfortable one,thank you very much,so you might want to try getting a decent one for yourself...no...you cannot steal someone elses,you must develop your own.I know it is difficult for someone of your diminished capacities, but you have to try,it's either that,or you will forever do what you are doing now...bobbing for poopsicles in someone else's toilet...Have a nice day,you mental whino...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 22:15:06 (GMT)

I guess anti-Skell who ever you may be, is an unemployed idiot. You seem to have nothing better in your life to trash people and stay on this web-site all day. One suggestion to you, "GET A LIFE" MORON!
Sick of Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:49:44 (GMT)

Sez---The Anti-Pooch is seeking deputies to assist him in the patrolling of WOL...Send resumes to the Anti-Pooch, care of the Anti-Skell...grrrrrrrrrrr....................
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:32:08 (GMT)

Marge...I sympathize with this person you know of who was burned severely on 9/11...With this morning's recoveries,only 143 (or very close to it) firefighters have been recovered thus far.Your acquaintance may not feel like it, but she is one of the fortunate ones...
Anti-Skell
silvadine, burn unit USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:29:49 (GMT)

Jayson...There is a basketball team in prison...You will probably end up in Ossining...the team's name is the Ossining "O" Rings...You will understand the name after your first of many forced conjugals with "Maurice"...have a nice trip, see you next fall...................................
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:24:50 (GMT)

are you sure you got the pictures right---Now,now...don't get me started on mothers...there are quite a few of both sexes here...
Anti-Skell
Grrrrrrr...., PitBull USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:19:50 (GMT)

Anti-Skell: Oh, I'm sure you are!
Marge
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 21:11:29 (GMT)

A man armed with a rifle opened fire during a church service Tuesday, killing the priest and a 73-year-old worshipper, authorities said. Police in riot gear quickly surrounded a nearby house where the suspect was believed to be holed up. "He's still in there, as far as we know," Nassau County Police Inspector Pete Matuza said several hours after the shooting. He said the house has several apartments and the suspect lives in one of them. It wasn't clear if the suspect was armed. The shooting happened during the 9 a.m. Mass at Our Lady of Peace Church, said Karen Montalbano, a spokeswoman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Rockville Centre. The Rev. Lawrence Penzes, 50, known to his congregation as "Father Larry," had been speaking to about 40 parishioners when the shots rang out. Penzes was hit in the back and fell near the altar, said Lynbrook Mayor Eugene Scarpato. Parishioner Eileen Tosner, 73, was found slumped in a pew; she had been shot in the face, he said. The suspect, described as 35 to 40 years old, fired several shots inside the church at about 9:10 a.m., Matuza said. As he fled, he was chased by two parishioners, one of them an off-duty police officer. They managed to wrestle the rifle away from him, but the man escaped into the house about a block away. Jeanette Stingone, who lives just down the street from the church, said she was leaving for work when a police officer told her to go back into her house. "I looked outside and there were police with guns drawn," she said by telephone. "Right now they're just kind of out there staring at this one house and they're not letting any of us leave." A school adjacent to the church with 400 students in grades 1 through 8 was locked down. Inside the church, several parishioners who had witnessed the shooting were questioned by police, Scarpato said. Joanne Zizzo, a neighbor who attends Mass at the church, said Tosner was a beautiful person. "And we love that priest," she said. "I'm sick over it." The Rev. Robert McGuire, who worked with Penzes at St. Pius X church in Plainview in the late 1980s, describe Penzes as "a very outgoing guy and a very, very generous man." The Rockville Centre diocese, which encompasses Nassau and Suffolk counties, is home to 1.5 million Catholics.
(AP)
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 20:08:18 (GMT)

There is the possiblity of a church double suicide.
Jayson Williams
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 19:12:02 (GMT)

Congratulations to all the gun nuts out there. On Long Island this morning a priest saying Mass had just finished his homily when a guy opens fire killing the priest and a 70 year old church goer. I can't wait for the NRA to give it's reasoning that if 'Father Larry' was packing he could have quickly wounded or killed the shooter. It seems that this problem won't be solved until every NRA lunitic has a Mother, Father, Son or Daughter carried away in a body bag.
Fan of the Victims
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 19:06:36 (GMT)

Marge...How nice it is to see you again...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 19:00:03 (GMT)

Miss Moralit Here Again, but about that cremation thing and why it's not funny? There were too many people cremated on 9/11 at the WTC and some almosts that have to live with that now for the rest of their lives. Just this morning on TODAY they interviewed a young woman, who had a wonderful life with her husband and little baby. The morning of 9/11 she walked into tower 1 and was blown threw the lobby and was left burned over 82 1/2 percent of her body. She had to be put into an induced coma with a 17% change to live, so they could work on her. The left side of her face is nearly destroyed, as is her ear. She can barely walk, her arms are still bandaged, she has multiple surgeries to go through yet and her hands and fingers are webbed. I'm sorry to be so depressing, but I could barely put my makeup on this morning because of all the tears. And, I got so mad when I thought again about those comments made. So, the next time you talk about people being cremated or some other not-so-nice comment, think a little of what you say before you say it. I'll get off my soap box now. Oh, and say what you want about me, but I'd rather be judgmental and proud of what i say than be cruel and crude.
Marge
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 14:37:15 (GMT)

If you don't know Tracy, you don't know WOL.
Guess again
USA - Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 13:54:01 (GMT)

Tracy..Who's Tracy?There's no Tracy here.
?? ??
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 22:59:13 (GMT)

Sally - So then, nothing can be judged??? There are no absolute moral rights, or wrongs???
Sez
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 22:10:09 (GMT)

Tracy, come back more often
You can quote me
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 21:25:32 (GMT)

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Jim Horning
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 18:10:53 (GMT)

When we judge something we only prove that we have an incomplete view of it.
sally
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 17:16:37 (GMT)

WOL gone to the dogs...about time!!
woof
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 17:02:24 (GMT)

To That's Where They've Gone post of 3/6: I don't think that is the least bit funny. But then I have to take it from where it's coming from. And, what's coming out of here is too pathetic. I can't believe how horrible this has all gotten. SEZ said it well...all intelligence has gone from here. Go ahead...put me down for saying this. I'm sure you all will. You've got nothing better to do and no better way to do it. It's really a shame.
Marge
USA - Monday, March 11, 2002 at 16:53:00 (GMT)

We have seen the Anti-Pooch. We Surrender!!! Signed France!!!
Sez
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 23:54:32 (GMT)

Hmm that picture looks like the Anti-Mom , not the Anti-Pooch.
Are you sure you got the pictures right?
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 23:35:53 (GMT)

MM
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 20:24:39 (GMT)

What is a good looking pooch like that living with a skell ... or even an anti-skell?
ASPCA POLICE
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 18:36:22 (GMT)

Benjy---Don't let his dashing good looks fool you...he is a trained psychological/pathological/illogical/whimsical entity,related to the killer rabbits of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" fame...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 17:29:38 (GMT)

Cute Pooch!
Benjy
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 16:26:37 (GMT)

"The Anti-Pooch is now patrolling the Guestbook"
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 03:23:54 (GMT)

I luv Melissa
Glad your ok
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 03:06:54 (GMT)

lol,hi sweeite, i know,i feel honored you were worried about lil ole meeee. anyhow, i have to get going,got work in the morning,but we will be in touch,e mail me,k? at msmush1111@aol.com
melissa
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 02:46:33 (GMT)

AAAAH Muhlissuh....you have returned...the Webbies have been worried sick about you...Stick around a while and sample some of our gumbo...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 02:34:46 (GMT)

anti------are you there? it's missy....sry i havent been in touch,lots been going on, i cancelled my wedding,16 weeks before the day i was to be married. it's been a month and a half now that i am single and i am doing so well.haven't cried yet.i had moments,but not days. it's not so bad. i thought it would be worse being that we had been together 8 1/2 yrs. anyway i am back in action,lol.and i missed ya to death. write back,ok? and to all the new folks,lol, hi, i am missy!!!
melissa <msmush1111@aol.com>
USA - Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 01:20:10 (GMT)

Another intelligent comment from "sleepy"...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 23:47:35 (GMT)

I expected to see "Jim-of-Mineola" listed as high bidder on the St.Thomas 75th anniversary program on ebay but there were no bids. Maybe Jim will "snipe" the item at the last minute.
Tom
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 22:57:05 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - We don't have to go to Georgia. This site is where intelligent thought goes to die!!!!
Sez
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 21:48:59 (GMT)

Actually, I prefer it this way over Anti 'pedophile' Skell's rantings......
Sleepy
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 21:48:56 (GMT)

Hello?Hello?Hello?
Echos in an empty room
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 21:00:27 (GMT)

Here is an interesting item up for bid on eBay. It's a 75th Anniversary St Thomas Apostle Parish brochure. Happy bidding
Pack Rat
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 18:38:59 (GMT)

Have more of our personas been taken to Georgia for cremation than I had once thought ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 02:29:01 (GMT)

Please don't inculde me with the "boys" of all time.I have respect for women...Clinton didn't and still doesn't.
Wow that was a fast response
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:04:56 (GMT)

G Gebert Fan,Back in the day?You mean when both of you took the short yellow bus to school?
Pete
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:00:30 (GMT)

You boys been cheating since the dawn of time. Presidents too.
Get over it.
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:00:15 (GMT)

УPRESIDENT CLINTONТS offenses had a significant adverse impact on the community, substantially affecting the publicТs view of the integrity of our legal system,Ф stated the report. УThe independent counselТs judgment that sufficient evidence existed to prosecute President Clinton was confirmed by President ClintonТs admissions,Ф the report stated. УPresident Clinton admitted he Сknowingly gave evasive and misleading answersТФ about his sexual relationship with Lewinsky. It wasnТt until ClintonТs next-to-last day in office that he finally put the investigation of allegations of perjury and obstruction in the Lewinsky matter behind him. The presidentТs lawyers cut a deal with Ray that spared Clinton from criminal charges in the Lewinsky controversy. The president admitted that he had made false statements under oath about his relationship with the former White House intern and surrendered his law license for five years.
Hummers & Cigars in the White House
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:58:12 (GMT)

G Gebert fan---Is that you,Bruce ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:40:36 (GMT)

G Gebert: Do you still play softball? I used to love watching you play. I had a crush on you back in the day..........
G Gebert Fan
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 20:52:02 (GMT)

Fitzrick Patsgerald...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 02:18:44 (GMT)

SSSSSezzzzz----A witness ??? I have something to be witnessed...grrrrr !!! Moral minority ??? Since when are minorities moral ??? Take a leisurely stroll down Livonia Avenue,or Intervale Avenue, and let me know what you think...BTW...don't forget to go in an armored car...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 02:17:22 (GMT)

4 st. paddy's day...The 2 Gaylicks ??? Regale us !!!
Anti-Skell
locked back door, georgia USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 02:14:30 (GMT)

Carefull, lest we offend the sensitivities of the moral minority. Hey Anti-Skell - Looks like we got a witness!!!
Sez
USA - Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 00:16:40 (GMT)

Patrick FitzGerald----Gerald FitzPatrick
HAR-HAR
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 21:19:39 (GMT)

Hey anti-skell,You hear the one about the two irish gay guys?
For Saint Pattys Day
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 21:14:27 (GMT)

They were sent to Georgia for cremation.
Thats where they've gone
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 21:11:47 (GMT)

Tish, Reenie, Marge, kimber, Rich from Vero Beach, George M., Dan Mills, Buster, Ken D., Ken Sez, Sez, The Mont, singing badly, T92, Mickster, DAREALONE, Jim from Mineola.
Where are the Now?
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 20:35:24 (GMT)

"It ain't over 'til the skelly lady sings" Yogi Skella
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 20:22:55 (GMT)

Outside Observer---I fear no one, I fear nothing, I can assure you that we are in a bit of a lull right now...Take off your Asics and stay a while...Join this group of mishapen,misbegotten,misunderstood,"mis"terious miserables...We need a few new personas now and again to take up the slack for those we have sent "souf" to Georgia for cremation,even though a few have come back...I hope you are above average intelligence...about six of us are...the rest are Gump-ites,without the luck or money...hehehe
Anti-Skell <antiskell@worldnet.att.net>
Snooze, Nevada USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 20:15:59 (GMT)

Wow what a bunch of losers. You people come down on Sez and antiskell. There the only two posters I see making any sense on this pathetic site. Anyone with a pc has got to be wondering, where the hell is this laughable place called Woodhaven. Sez and antiskell, run, and don't look back. Be afraid, be very afraid!!!
Outside Observer
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 20:04:19 (GMT)

Be easier to ask "Who are we now?"
Roll Call
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 19:49:07 (GMT)

I miss those "Where are they now"? posts.
It's About Time For One
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 19:08:49 (GMT)

When it's "a jar".
Today's show was presented by the letter J
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 16:46:12 (GMT)

When is a door not a door ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 16:29:33 (GMT)

MAN IF I KNEW MY BEATLE REFERENCE WOULD GO OVER THAT BIG,ID DO IT MORE.
MICKSTER IN A OCTOPUS'GARDEN IN THE SHADE <STRAWBERRY FEILDS>
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 06:21:07 (GMT)

aka----Try exercising some parental control/discretion,and stop trying to make people feel guilty because you are a jellyfish...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 04:40:30 (GMT)

To those that think that Trix are for kids (read Sez or anyone else), those posts were for those of us that have pleasant memories of our youth. Some people, even those under 18, read here to check out the Woodhaven their relatives talk about. Can't this site include all readers and not deliberatly offend the people attacked for sport? Yeah. I think people should curb their personal attacks and opinions about you, and you should do the same. This pool has two ends. Deep or shallow, there is room for everyone that likes water. This was not an attack, so try to control yourselves.
Jeez LaWheez
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 04:32:03 (GMT)

All the kids liked the other monsters cereal...Why not mine?
Boo-Berry
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 02:22:03 (GMT)

AKA - No I'm not going to respond with anything nasty. To tell you the truth I'm speechless. I guess you prefer the last 5 or 6 posts before your last. Tooty Fruity, Susie's steamboat, etc. etc. Let the kids read. They'll be well insulated. Unless of course, you think those subjects are too controversial.
Sez
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 01:16:29 (GMT)

Sez...Anti ...... I quess you 2 don't have children...and you don't care what you write on here, some of is do and the kids look at this site, It would be nice if you could be adult, but I am sure you will have some nasty thing to say about this post also.
AKA
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 00:18:40 (GMT)

Hooligans...................................................
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 00:06:06 (GMT)

Anybody have any Tooty Fruities, Push Pops, Big League Chew or Almost Home Cookies?
Barron Von Red Berry and Sir Grape-Fellow
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:53:20 (GMT)

Coca-Cola went to town, Pepsi-Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up and changed him into Seven Up.
The Ballad of Soda Town
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:40:45 (GMT)

What's your name? Mary Jane, ask me again and I'll tell you the same. Where do you live? Down the drain. What do you eat? Pig's feet. What do you drink? Black ink.
We're goin' to 60 Park
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:32:38 (GMT)

Playing area: paved or concreted - Players: 1 - Skills: Hand/eye co-ordination, catching, counting -Equipment:Chalk (optional) High Wall Ball ===== There are seven steps to this handball game. Each step is a little harder than the one before. You play alone, trying to 'beat' the wall. You can draw a line from the wall and stand behind it. Begin with "onesies." For "onesies" throw the ball against the wall and catch it on the fly. For "twosies" throw the ball against the wall, but let it bounce once in front of the line before you catch it. Repeat. For "threesies", throw the ball against the wall and clap before you catch it on the fly. Repeat this two more times. For "foursies" throw the ball against the wall, spin around, and catch it after the first bounce. Repeat this three more times, changing the direction of your spin. For "fivesies", throw the ball against the wall, clap twice behind your back, and catch it on the fly. Repeat this four more times. For "sixies", throw the ball against the wall, get down in a push-up position, then jump up and catch the ball after the first bounce. Repeat only two times (thank goodness for that!) For "sevensies", throw the ball against the wall, clap your hands once in front and once in back, before catching the ball on the fly. Repeat this six times. Each step and repetition you do counts as one point. If you go all the way from "onesies" to "sevensies" without a mistake, you collect 25 points and win the game. But each miss gives the wall one point too. Usually when you've reached "sevensies", the score is something like: you: 18 points; wall: 7 points.You always continue the game, beginning at "onesies" until someone reaches 25 points.
Sevens
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:27:40 (GMT)

Miss Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to Heaven, The steamboat went to, Hello operator, Please give me number nine, And if you disconnect me, I'll kick you right, Behind the refrigerator, There was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it, And it went right up her, Ask me no more questions, Tell me no more lies, The boys are in the girls' room, Zipping up their, Flies are in the meadow, The bees are in the park, They boys and girls are kissing in the, D-A-R-K, [fast] DARK, DARK, DARK, Dark is like a movie, A movie's like a show, A show is like a TV screen, And that is all, I know I know my mother, I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister, With the alligator bra!
Waiting for the bell
In the school yard, NY USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:20:06 (GMT)

Just trying to get his name right...George Blurber, right ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 23:19:33 (GMT)

The smartest comment I have seen in weeks~!
We love you yeah, yeah, yeah!
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 22:05:59 (GMT)

TOPICS ARE GETTING POOR.ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS PICK ON POOR GEORGE ??
JOHN,PAUL AND RINGO
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 21:54:07 (GMT)

I get it---George Nerbert...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 19:34:34 (GMT)

G Gebert: Yes George you know me. You had the most wicked jump shot where you would take a half step back a shoot. Now obviously my names not Buster. It's just something that arose here for a variety of reasons. Drop me a note when you get the chance and we'll talk.
Buster <forestparkgrad@yahoo.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 04:02:28 (GMT)

Hello George, long time no see. I lived in WH until 1985.
Kevin
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 03:38:26 (GMT)

I get it...George Werbert...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 03:08:25 (GMT)

Buster, the G is for George Gebert. Do I know you?
george gebert <gerbert@frontiernet.net>
campbell hall, ny USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 01:25:40 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - I don't think it's that - I hear he's been looking at nightsticks with loving glances!!!!!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 00:27:19 (GMT)

I hear Al "White Man's Hair" Sharpton is bouncing himself off the walls over the Louima affair...He thinks there is a possibility that the two duuuudes whose covictions were overturned might get their jobs back...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:28:57 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---I have it on good authority that it is not spit...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:25:36 (GMT)

SSSSSezzzz---You hit 'em high,I'll hit 'em low...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:24:38 (GMT)

Hills Are Alive - You gotta admit - It has a nice ring to it!!!! Oh by the way, wipe the spit off your chin!
Sez
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:24:22 (GMT)

Count Me Out - 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - C Ya
Sez
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:22:19 (GMT)

"I am not a skell"....Skellard M.Nixon
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:21:42 (GMT)

count me out---Have a nice trip,see ya next fall...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:20:07 (GMT)

clarence darrow---In all sincerity, there is absolutely nothing you could possibly say that would stick in my craw...Your words are what they are---inane ramblings of a mutant from years gone by...this time we will cremate your stiff,old worm condo of a body so you can't come back...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:13:43 (GMT)

I come back here every few months to see what is up, and I shouldn't be shocked but I am. I do remember when the site was more friendly than not. Now, it is like the worst high school class in the world. It's nearly criminal with the hatred in the postings. I know that most of Woodhaven is NOT like this guest book. Wish there was a nicer place for those people to chat.
Count me out
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:13:06 (GMT)

You folks can take him. Wooooooof
Anti -Pooch
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 21:52:20 (GMT)

DO ya think its alright...to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie.Do you think its alright,he's had a few to many.yes i think its alright yes i think its alright yes i think its alright.
Mickster@TOMMY"S HOLIDAY CAMP. <YOU KNOW WHERE TO PUT THE CORK>
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 21:37:20 (GMT)

How would I like to die again? Cute. The no friends comment must have hurt you, Anti-Skell. How about this, I'll let you count the Anti-Pooch as a friend. Maybe then you'll spend more time with him and less on here.
Clarence Darrow
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 21:29:22 (GMT)

Anti-Skell, I bet you think this song is about you, don't you?
Carly
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:42:58 (GMT)

"Four score and seven skells ago..." Skellaham Lincoln
Anti-Skell
Patriot, Delaware USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:26:25 (GMT)

James Taylor---I have a friend---your ex-wife...also, she was my friend when she WAS your wife...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:24:21 (GMT)

That sounds nice, "PHBBTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!". It fits well in this era of "PHBBTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!". I like "PHBBTTTTTTTTTTTT, Sez!!!" better.
The Hills are alive
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:23:11 (GMT)

clarence darrow---How would you like to die all over again ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:22:39 (GMT)

Run For The Hills - Your insipid, petulant ramblings merit one and only one reply. PHBBTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Sez
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:07:05 (GMT)

antiskell "you need a friend ?"
james taylor
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 19:45:28 (GMT)

It seems there is only one thing that Tax payer's money can not buy Anti-Skell....a friend.
Clarence Darrow
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 18:48:11 (GMT)

relieved---You are absolutely right !!! Your tax money is now used to pay me to stay at either of my two homes,get up at 10:00 every morning,have prime rib twice a week,buy at least one new car every year,pamper the Anti-Pooch,travel whenever the mood befits me,wine and dine plenty of wimmens,and the best of all,SIT AT HOME AND PLAY WITH MY COMPUTER TO BOTHER MENTAL MALNUTRITION BASKET CASES SUCH AS YOURSELF !!!
Anti-Skell
High on the Hog, Satisfied USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 18:17:03 (GMT)

we can all be glad that our tax money is now longer used for antiskell to protect us.
relieved
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 13:58:17 (GMT)

Anti-Skell, someone wrote they are 16 and reading this site. Let's try to keep it clean folks.
For Shame
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 13:42:30 (GMT)

I must ask you all this: Why was Liberace buried with his arse sticking up out of the ground ???
Anti-Skell
PuPu Platter, Rectalvania USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 06:12:08 (GMT)

run for the hills---Sez is the salt of the earth,a gentle among men,a sage wise beyond his years,and not wet behind the ears,and he owns no steers.He brives a duss,and seldom makes a fuss, nor does he cuss...He is not filled with pus,his hair is not a muss,nor is he known as Gus,nor does he wear a truss...His opinions are accepted here as is everyone elses...have a nice trip to the hills...
Anti-Skell
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 03:31:49 (GMT)

Bruce---I have but one question for you, and yes, I will make no mention of the joke which asks what do botulism and Hiv have in common---both come from a case of bad meat in the can.Having not said that, did you injest the slop from Darrows (or is that Durows) orally or rectally ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell <antiskell@worldnet.att.net>
Rotten Meat, Nauseous USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 03:24:12 (GMT)

Run for the Hills,SUCK IT!
Iron Maiden
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 03:10:30 (GMT)

I ate at Darrows once for a party I attended...What a DUMP!..I came down with a bad case of food poisoning from their slop.And no jokes about "Bad meat in the can" Anti-skell
Bruce
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 03:09:14 (GMT)

Oh thank GOD we heard what Sez thinks again! Poor Gebert. Now you will know that as long as you agree with Sez in word and deed you will be treated well here. Face it Gebert, you were close to perfect but even your single sentence could be improved upon by our transit man.
Run for the Hills
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 02:13:31 (GMT)

There is no way in hell that a rougue cop would be so brazen as to molest a suspect with a plunger IN THE POLICE STATION unless it was an acceptable or at least tolerated practice. The fear of being caught would be just too great. The blue wall of silence is sickening. Having said all that, I don't know enough of the particulars on this case to say that any specific inidividual participated or knew about the events going on. But I certainly think their are better causes to give my money to than defending a convicted accomplice to violent sodomy. There are enough reactionary neanderthals out there to contribute to such a fund.
Clarence Darrow
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 02:00:36 (GMT)

Gebert - That sounds nice, "There but for the grace of God go I". It fits well in this era of "no responsibility". I like "There but for the grace of God, hard work, honesty and dilligence" better.
Sez
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 01:39:47 (GMT)

LMAO @ Anti-Skell
So True
USA - Monday, March 04, 2002 at 00:49:19 (GMT)

g gebert---"Good luck in prison",and "There but for the grace of God go I"...let me see...Are you a true innocent,or a rapscallion who dodged the criminal justice bullet ??? Be advised we have a plethora of personas here,ranging from me,to school marm types,bleeding heart liberals,white collars,blue collars,dog collars,and in your instance...seemingly a previous collar.We have an occaisional breastophobe (Sheila),a toilet run amok(john p),a lurker,and a few jerkers,Zulus,and others of dubious genetic and social background...it's been a tad quiet lately,but I can assure you, it can get hairy...don't be afraid to speak your mind...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 20:37:59 (GMT)

G Gebert: G as in George?
Buster
` USA - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 17:05:41 (GMT)

I am a first time visitor to the site and found it pretty nostalgic. Didn't realize that Peter Bay was such a Woodhaven celebrity (although he always seemed like a good guy). I am one of the large brood of Gebert's who helped to populate the neighborhood back in the day. Hope to read (or hear) more in the future. And, if Tom Conners from St. Thomas Apostle is reading; I never needed the 'Good Luck In Prison' that you offered. As my mother used to tell me, 'There but for the grace of God go I.'
g gebert <gerbert@frontiernet.net>
campbell hall, ny USA - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 14:22:51 (GMT)

SSSSSezzzzzmo---That's the ticket, you tell 'em !!! Hit him with sooo many rights, he'll be beggin' for a left...
Anti-Skell <sigmundfraaud@worldnet.att.net>
Slapped Silly, Georgia USA - Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 03:10:19 (GMT)

AKA - Where is it stated that this is a G rated site. Go to Disneyland!!!
Sez
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 22:07:39 (GMT)

If minors are hearing anything new on this site, they aren't getting out enough!!
Sez
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 22:05:35 (GMT)

MicksterSinatra---Quite the man about town,eh ??? When you graduate to the cinema, you can team up with that guy...Mickster and Ebert...Has a nice ring to it !!! Roofing, did you say ??? I've laid a few roofs in my time...oops...I meant that I have gotten laid on a few roofs in my time...hehehe Did you know that a few years ago,when I used AOL, that one of the chat room names I used was "Slick Haired Crooner",and, of course, "Homeless Bum", among others.This trivia bought to you by A.S.S.M.I.T.T.---Anti-Skell Services Memories in Tedious Times...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:58:33 (GMT)

AKA--You might want to direct all those allegedly corrupted minors to chat rooms geared to punks...er...I mean cherubs their age...Tell their parents to block out the site,when they awaken from their stupors...Alleged adults need a place to go to as well...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:51:43 (GMT)

Any one in the roofing business? Might be a nice contract at the WESTBURY MUSIC FAIR.I watched BUDDY GUY blow it clean off last night.Damn Right I Got The Blues.....from my head down to my shoes.
Mickster <Sweet Home Chicago>
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:50:38 (GMT)

C78--Mt.Skellympus is wonderful this time of year,with deer and elk prancing about with the Anti-Pooch...Not too many liberals up in the mountains, but there are more than a few militia types...That is why I wear kevlar undergarments...Nice to hear you are doing well...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:48:39 (GMT)

G -RATED ROOM- WE DO HAVE CHILDREN WATCHING SCREEN , KEEP IT CLEAN ....ty
AKA
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:21:02 (GMT)

Anti-skell, I am alive and well and hope you are,too! Buster, I am a proud, card-carrying member of the Liberal Party of New York State, but some of my best friends are Conservatives...
c78
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 20:12:53 (GMT)

Tawana,my little coprolited coonette,wazzup??? Have you started paying off the damages you owe from the defamation of character lawsuit you lost,or are you STILL on welfare ??? Tell this eager audience what it felt like to paint yourself with pooch poop...
Anti-Skell
Poop goes the Weasel, Stinky USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 18:18:42 (GMT)

SSSSezzzz...I'd like to see our corpulent porkface Al (White Man's Hair) Sharpton run,too.Right onto the Belt Parkway at about 11:00 at night.
Anti-Skell <sigmundfraud@worldnet.att.net>
Squash, Highway USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 18:13:06 (GMT)

Me sooo horny,Me love you long time
Tawana Brawley
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 15:42:07 (GMT)

It would be a dream come true if Sharpton actually does run. That would assure that the Rep candidate gets in. He's about as likeable as O.J. and far less credible!! Well I suppose Tawana Brawley and her family will vote for him. After that it's a tough go.
Sez
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 15:02:19 (GMT)

Mr. Skellington ... I think Mr. Sharpton is a hypocrite, an ass,an abominable human being (he IS human, isn't he?). He gets the blacks all riled up about the big bad white people, he's such a troublemaker. I don't like to get on a soapbox in public, and this is the first and last post you will hear from me about it.
Mary
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 12:59:04 (GMT)

Buster---maybe some people think that stuff was ok because it happened out in East Crapcake...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 05:04:26 (GMT)

C78: I'm shocked and delighted. I was also wrong in my thinking that you were a tried and true liberal. I also agree with your assessment on civil rights violations ie; NYPD vs Abner Louima, LAPD vs Rodney King. But why not the Nassau County cop (I believe last year) who was forcing (by coercion) women he stopped to strip or perform sex acts?
Buster
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 02:38:20 (GMT)

Al---another,final thought...you homeys should pay us white folk reparations just for us having to put up with you folk...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 01:36:25 (GMT)

C78---how are you today ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell <sigmundfraud@worldnet.att.net>
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 01:35:10 (GMT)

Hey Al...one more thought...you got a problemo with bro's in chains...nowadays there are lots of 'em that belong in chains because they are too dangerous not to be...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 01:33:23 (GMT)

I also contributed to Charles Schwarz's defense fund. I think what Justin Volpe did was horrifying, but that he acted alone. My admittedly biased view is that because the victim happened to be a man, the government wanted as many scapegoats as they could possibly find. Women are attacked every day, and no one seems to worry about OUR civil rights.
c78
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 01:32:47 (GMT)

Rev Al---reparations,you say ??? Hold your breath---maybe you'll suffocate...Hey Al...I have a joke for you...What is the difference between a black and a tire ??? Give up ??? Tires don't sing hymns when you slap chains on them...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 01:31:17 (GMT)

I'm sick of this racial stuff. If your looking for me send my mail to The Mystic Knights of the Sea lodge. Care of Lightnin'.
Sez
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 23:39:16 (GMT)

We want u's crackers to pay some reparations for years of our brothers being in chains.Will the U.S. government acknowledge the demand?
Rev Al
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:43:50 (GMT)

A call for all Communist to attand.Black tie expected
Friends of Marxist
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:33:56 (GMT)

Marge,USA,and Mary...What do you all think of Al "White Man's Hair" Sharpton...The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:30:33 (GMT)

Uncle Tom---Didn't you own a cabin ??? I say "didn't",because I think it just burned down...hehehe
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:25:37 (GMT)

Uncle Tom?? Is That really you??
Sambo
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:22:26 (GMT)

Kingfish...The best thing that ever happened to you people was Malcolm X...if he had his way, all y'all would be back in Africa chuckin' spears at each other,and getting bone mounted in your noses...Sharpton is a fat,foul mouthed nitwit, and a religious hypocrite and huckster...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:17:48 (GMT)

Buster---Guardians,Shmardians...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 22:12:03 (GMT)

_____,,,,.__=^._.^=__.,,,,_____ I'm watching all of you ;-)
AKA
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 20:15:56 (GMT)

To my knowledge there is only one "guestbook monitor" still working here - so your stuff is safe. He will never delete the race stuff.
Uncle Tom
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 19:31:29 (GMT)

Mickster: Thanks again. I'm a patient man as you can see.
Buster
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:59:32 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - I thinks yo remarks is regusting, and uncalled for. We needs mo mens like The Rev Al!!
George "Kingfish" Stevens
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:55:49 (GMT)

Forest Parker - Don't be too hard on my old buddy Jim, we go back, oh I guess 40 yrs. It's OK that his radio dials are pre-set on oldies stations. That's what makes a horserace. I myself have heard "Good Lovin'", or "I Got You Babe" enough times. I would rather hear the Crowes, U2, Pearl Jam, Creed etc etc etc. Having said that, there is still no one I'd rather listen to than Zep, Neil Young, or Dylan (Still the man, despite his grammy performance)!!!
Sez
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:50:28 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - I assure you that i'm not phonetically challenged. Why, I just called my mother a few minutes ago. The push button dialing makes it much easier!!!
Sez
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:41:56 (GMT)

Buster...I never forgot that e-mail adress.In fact KEITH dropped it off and my friend lost it !!But i seen Keith and he gave me number so im gonna call him and get it again.You should have it shortly.In fact he said his brother always checked his mail looking for you thinking you had it.Anyway im still on top of that and expect it soon.Take care.
Mickster
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:38:14 (GMT)

Antiskell: R U kidding? The Guardians are already throwing fits!
Buster
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:30:44 (GMT)

Buster---just don't tell the darkies...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:06:48 (GMT)

Nice participation on the Forum Topics...We have hit the mother lode...keep it coming !!! Here's on : Is Al "White Man's Hair" Sharpton's hair really straight ??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:05:58 (GMT)

JJ---But of course...They burned down by the thousands, decades ago...however...there are a few left,and some of those were nicely renovated/updated, and one was even the topic once on "This Old House"...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:03:29 (GMT)

Anyone remember the old wooden bungalows around Rockaway?
JJ
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 15:57:17 (GMT)

Knew I liked Buster!
Justice at last
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 15:13:38 (GMT)

AntiSkell: I know one that will start a debate; The Federal court of Appeals throwing out the decision on Schwarz and acquitting Broder and Weiss. I have followed this closely, donated to Schwarz's family legal defense fund, and am overjoyed.
Buster
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 14:57:35 (GMT)

Love the Sound of My Own Voice, Fogies R Us, Homophobics & Closet Keepers, What Ever Happened to?, These Darn Kids Today, Men Writing as Women, Women pretending to Care, Concert Happenings, and Cross Burning.
Forum Round Up
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 14:43:17 (GMT)

We need suggestions for new Forum topics...any ideas ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 07:08:04 (GMT)

Whoever dressed Stevie Wonder,probably told him he looked mahvelous...it's not like the sightless wonder would know the difference...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 07:07:02 (GMT)

One last Grammy remark - Who the hell dressed Stevie Wonder?
Jim of Mineola
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 02:58:01 (GMT)

If any members of the Darkest Continent are still floating around out there,any input about Al " White Man's Hair" Sharpton ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 02:52:25 (GMT)

I have it on good authority that GMT means Gay Man Time...(I guess the butt pirates are into more than just butts)...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 02:49:08 (GMT)

Yes that was a great game last night.We got lucky,we gave them every possible chance to win.jarvis needs to hold a mandatory foul shot practice.
Mickstercarneseca
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 01:30:05 (GMT)

sez, i'm right with you on U2!!! jim sounds like a grandfather in the 1960's b**ching about the beatles!!! :o)
Forest Parker
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 00:54:09 (GMT)

griffin dunnes character was jack, correct....but he WAS the decomposing guy, so you are incorrect on that one!
Now we are really done
USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 00:50:06 (GMT)