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July 2003

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Know that for a fact do you Mont?
B.F. Goodrich
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 19:07:39 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - That would be an alternative use for their butts, but the actual reason is to use it as a bicycle stand! The Twat Meister will be buried this way although his butt could probably accept a truck tire!
The Mont
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:50:40 (GMT)

Euphemism!
Sez
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:47:56 (GMT)

What is a EUPHAMISM?
The Count
Lake George, NY USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:32:38 (GMT)

Must be a euphamism for moron!
Sez
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 18:03:58 (GMT)

What is a "twat meiser"...??? The inquiring mindless want to know...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:36:15 (GMT)

For some reason,I could never get my feet into curly shoes...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:35:14 (GMT)

The Mont---The same reason Liberace was---So his friends could have a cold one on him when they come for visits...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:34:01 (GMT)

Mont, I heard you say that you lived in P***yLand, how about you and I get together and meet some broads? The twat meiser could give you a few "tips" hee. hee.
Twat Meister
Elmont, NY USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:06:15 (GMT)

All hail Curly!
Shemp
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:05:00 (GMT)

Hey Shemp - The act should have folded before the likes of you, Joe Besser and the lame-ass Curly Joe DeRita, tried to fill the great Curly's shoes!!!!
The Mont
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 16:04:08 (GMT)

Bob Dope made MILLIONS off his troop tours. He was very well protected and served only the best of food. He made a "CAREER" out of it. lol. They dont callme the twatmeister for nothin;.
Twat Meister
Elmont, NY USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 15:40:38 (GMT)

What is it? The anniversary of that chestnut? It has been told and retold here for years.
Shemp
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 14:50:47 (GMT)

Hey Anti-Skell - Why did they bury Moe Howard with his ass sticking out of the ground?
The Mont
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 13:54:16 (GMT)

If they are going to plant Bob Hope(less)in Arlington,they ought to bury Francis the Talking Mule,and Moe Howard there,too...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 02:56:57 (GMT)

He was cute entertainment, a little hokey for my taste. But he was enjoyed by many, many thousands of people with his movies, TV shows, and GI's, etc, etc. Not taking that away from him, BUT, (always the but) he was also very very very well paid for it, it was not exactly GI pay. I do not think it entitles him to Arlington National Cemetery. My opinion.
Reenie
PA USA - Thursday, July 31, 2003 at 01:02:22 (GMT)

I think it was selfish of Bob Dope not to buy ice cream for the rest of the cast, and I think his whoremongering days were very hypercritical of him to pretend he was faithful to his wife. He got lots of twat, and twat got him too!
Two Bits
Woodhaven, NY USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 20:26:08 (GMT)

Who do you think you're kidding?
Harry Cohen
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 18:08:57 (GMT)

I thought I was the biggest whoremaster in Hollywood.
Louis B. Mayer
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:48:58 (GMT)

It looks like Verona knows it all .... in addition to his eloquent way of expressing himself.
Mr. Webster
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:47:05 (GMT)

Hope's longtime association with the military resulted in his being named an honorary veteran in 1997, the only American so honored by Congress. So if he really wanted to do it, he could be buried in Arlington. You all heard the quote by now...when Dolores asked him, what he wanted her to do regarding his funeral arrangements, he replied "Surprise me".
2 cents
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 17:01:59 (GMT)

There was an hour long special on Bob Hope the other night that said he had tried to enlist and was turned down for some reason that I cannot remember. I believe it may have been a health issue. He then decided to do what he does best, and that was to entertain troops, bring them a piece of home, and some laughs. (Not to mention the chicks) He may not have fought in the lines of duty, but he put himself in harms way many times to give the troops something to enjoy. He visited many, many injured in the hospitals, took family names and address and contacted their families when he got home. He held the hand of many GI's and cried when they died. All this shown on film and backed by personal interviews. During the Vietnam War he was accused of supporting war (not during the previous wars, however), but they showed an interview where he very sternly stated that he hated war and did not support war at all. It was the troops he was supporting. How many of us would do all he did for our troops, for as long as he did and as much as he did? He may or may not belong in Arlington, but he doesn't deserve to be chastised for the good he did do or for the talent some comedians today would pay good money to be. He was able to be funny without the filth that apparently is required to make it in today's world. He brought laughter to us all both at home and abroad. It's you're right to bash anyone, and some do, but how many of us could walk in his shoes and be as proud a person and American as he is/was. How many of US are or have done anything for those away from home now.
Marge
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 16:41:25 (GMT)

Verona - It's funny, as much as you think you were talking about Hope, you were only telling us about yourself. And it's a sad story indeed!!!!
Sez
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:53:33 (GMT)

Bing Crosby was another *unt. He sang White Christmas and everyone sh*t their pants, but he was a cruel Mother F**ker that mercilessly beat all four of his sons with belts. Three out of the four sons committed suicide because of this p**ck. Bob Dope is now giving it up the a** to Bing Crosby. Fuck these pricks!!!!!!!!!!1
Dueling Dicks
suckthis, GA USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:50:48 (GMT)

Bob Dope was the biggest WHOREMASTER in Hollywood. He faked his devotion to Delores, all the while f**king everything in site. My Uncle worked with him on a film and he had a gofer go and buy him a pineapple ice cream sundae and ate it in front of the entire cast when it was stifling out outside. He was a cheap bastard. He built his career on wars, volunteered even b4 Viet Nam, and was very well protected and catered to on all of these trips. It kept him in the public eye, just like Jerry Lewis uses the telethons. He was NOT funny, and must have s**ked the right c**k to get into the business. He was a phony and loved going overseas and getting all the publicity. F**k BOB DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verona
eatmeout@here.com, MJ USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 15:44:07 (GMT)

2 cents - To be honest with you, I don't know the criteria for being buried in Arlington. I would say this, however. You are right when you say that the place would be overrun if we let every nice guy in there. He, however is not every nice guy, he certainly was an exception, and exceptions are made in every field of endeavor. Having said all that, I should point out that I haven't given much thought to the burial aspect of the whole thing, and I don't think it would have been very important to him, so my feeling are somewhat ambivalent. Also, not having any family or friends (that I know of) buried there, it's probably not my place to say.
Sez
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:52:06 (GMT)

Sez, why would anyone care how you express yourself? Say what you want. About Hope: He came to the U.S. in 1907 and became a citizen in 1920. He NEVER enlisted, but starting his first USO show in 1941. He contributed his time whenever our armed forces were working, and that includes "peace keeping missions". VERY nice. He does not deserve to be buried in Arlington because he was not a soldier who fought, but the criteria now is unknown to me. Being a nice guy who took risks would overflow the place. Arlington is very special. I have been there for services and it is hallowed ground. There may be tributes, honors, medals and speeches for Hope but burial for this guy is just immoral compared to the sons and daughters that died for our country. I hope you didn't know any. I did.
2 cents
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:42:31 (GMT)

Was he too old to enlist in WWII?
Rules and Regs
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:29:08 (GMT)

Reenie - Yeah, I have some thoughts on it. Yes you're right, it's not like he enlisted, or fought, or died in combat. HE WAS TOO OLD, for one thing. But that being said, he did what he could do. He didn't spend every Christmas at home in his Southern Cal Mansion with his family, and money. He put his life on the line, and you better believe that everytime he went on one of these wartime jaunts, he was putting his LIFE ON THE LINE! As far as if he was a citizen or not, i'm not sure. I'm pretty sure that he at least had been made an honorary citizen by now, but WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?? Never mind, when you find yourself having to defend and explain a great American like Bob Hope, you have to ask yourself if it's really worth it. I don't hear any of the other Viet Nam vets, Korea, WWII or Gulf war, speaking up anyway so fuck it! Oh, but i'm sure someone will complain about my lauguage though!
Sez
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:15:25 (GMT)

To be fair, he cleaned up in the early movies and radio really made him. He hired the best in the business to make him as funny as he good be. By the time it got to TV, he was phoning it in (obvious cue card reading) but he still traveled for our troops. It was my understanding that he didn't like Vegas, and he wasn't a touring comedian so the Armed Forces was it. Got him a lot more attention. Funny how most people NOT born here want to pay a debt of thanks to our nation. He did his share. I still think he is a hack, but give credit where it is due.
2 cents
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 14:05:14 (GMT)

An out of work hack did the right thing by donating his time to our troops. If he gets into Arlington, then every medic, driver and nurse should too. I'd say they worked harder and longer than the jokster. Leslie Hope should be buried in the family plot.
2 cents
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:50:15 (GMT)

What would Bob Dope's career have been without a war?
Erik Braunn
Encino, CA USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:41:33 (GMT)

Regarding Bob Hope, I heard that Sen. Bob Dole's wife is pushing to have him buried at Arlington National Cemetery. Does any know if he was an American Citizen? - He was born in England!! Grew up in Cleveland. Anyone know? It's not like he enlisted and fought, or died in combat. Any other thoughts on this folks.
Reenie
PA USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 13:10:38 (GMT)

"Only the Universe and Human Stupidity is Infinite, and I'm not quite certain about the Universe".
A. Einstein
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 10:41:00 (GMT)

SEZ - Los Lobos did set a new mark for stupidity. He said is it wasn't for the Vietman War , Bob Hope wouldn't have had a job. Well, Mr. Lobos , Bob was 62 when the Vietnam War started and probably worth more than 101 countries at that point. He surely could have retired and sat on his arse for life... thankfully he didn't.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, July 30, 2003 at 03:56:29 (GMT)

Wait a minute, wait a minute! U got me Los Lobos, that post of yours was SO GODDAMN STUPID that you couldn't have meant it. U were just trying to put some shit in the street. I admit it u got me, haha good one!!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 22:04:29 (GMT)

Yeah, you're right Los Lobos. The man only spent every Christmas for 50 yrs, putting himself in harms way, 10,000 miles from his mansion in California. Well, now that he's dead, i'm sure that the rest of will sleep well knowing that we have decent, unselfish people like you to take over!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 21:59:21 (GMT)

I never cared for Bob Dope, he had zilch talent and if it werent for the Viet Nam War, Bob Dope would not have had a job. He built his "career" around promoting and supporting wars. He was an A.S.S.H.O.L.E that wasnt any better than anyone else and how this old fuck lived so long, is beyond me. Shit, what made him so lucky when other people that were far better and talented died young.
Los Lobos
urfatmother, NJ USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 21:09:54 (GMT)

Did some research, appears that it IS Colonna. You will find some other spellings on the internet, but seems it's Colonna.
Sez
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 20:59:29 (GMT)

Would you sign a Cologna for me so I could buy a new car?
Guiseppe
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:21:43 (GMT)

Cologna me five dollars?
Recog please..waiting
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 19:04:22 (GMT)

Isn't Cologna what a guy wears when he wants to impress his Italian Ladyfriends ?
I Smell A Nice
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 15:46:34 (GMT)

PLEASE, the mere thought! I pulled down no one's pants.
Just the facts, Ma'am
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:57:26 (GMT)

Sez gets his pants pulled down - AGAIN!
Counting
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 14:07:51 (GMT)

Just call me Jerry.
Gerald Luigi Colonna
1904-1986, USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:40:30 (GMT)

It's Colonna. Checked the IMDB (Internet Movie Data Base) and it has a whole profile on Jerry there. Even lists his 1951 TV show as the "Jerry Colonna Show". I would guess that he named it and he knows how to spell his name. Probably a long story of how American audiences got confused with the "G" so he dropped it, but I haven't found that one yet.
Fact Checker
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:38:55 (GMT)

Hey SEZ - I don't want to nitpick either, but there appears to be more references to Colonna than Cologna on Google! let's unravel this mystery!
The Mont
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 13:08:30 (GMT)

That's Bologna.
Jerry
USA - Tuesday, July 29, 2003 at 12:49:12 (GMT)

Actually Jerry, if you are gonna nit-pick, it's better to get your facts straight first. It's Cologna, as I originally posted!
Sez
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 22:10:50 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL - Our Ralph Kiner & Bob Murphy bobbleheads are going through the roof!!!! Check out the prices on ebay!!!!
The Mont
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 21:38:21 (GMT)

SEZ - Didn't Jerry C. and Yogi Berra share the same set of legs? How could I also forget Juliette Prowse ... I think she also went on USO tours with Bob ?
Jimineola
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 19:19:47 (GMT)

A really nice tribute to Hope, written by Larry Gelbart - one of his writers, can be found on tvguide.com
I'd post it but someone will crab
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:12:21 (GMT)

Because it's spelled Colonna.
Jerry
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 17:06:36 (GMT)

Jimineola - Why didn't you mention Jerry Cologna??
Sez
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 16:49:50 (GMT)

SEZ - They just mentioned on TV that Bob Hope played on more than 2,000 golf courses during his lifetime. Would that be close to heaven for you ? Also he saw the legs of Ann Margaret , Connie Stevens and Joey Hetherton close up .... heaven to almost ALL men.
Jimineola
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 15:14:54 (GMT)

I hope the fairways are green and the wind is at his back, wherever he is!!
Sez
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 14:30:39 (GMT)

Hope & Crosby. On "The Road" again.
The Count
Lake George, NY USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 13:57:58 (GMT)

BOB HOPE , thanks for the memories. You will always be remembered for the rest of our lives.
Jimineola
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 13:52:03 (GMT)

Bob Hope passed away Sunday night. A formal statement will be released from his family later Monday morning.
YAHOO!
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 13:20:45 (GMT)

Woody - :Hmm, lemme see heah. Well as I recollects I spent all twelve years of school in Woodhaven. Then after 6th grade I quit and looked for mah fame and furtun elswhere. I has done real well fo mahsef in the yers following and xpeck to real soon be collecting my sochal security chek, as they are now considering making drinking a disability. Those reseperation cheks shud be rollin in real soon also!
Andy Brown
USA - Monday, July 28, 2003 at 00:43:48 (GMT)

I knew a Andy Brown growing up in Woodhaven. What schools did you go to?Where did you hang out?I think he was related to Jimineola.Let us know, we need new blood here on the site
Woody
New York, NY USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 14:40:20 (GMT)

The FOrest Park circus was EXCELLENT. You get more than your money's worth and it is simply fantastic. Highly recommend it for kids of all ages, even mud shrimp....
Spanish Fly
here, NY USA - Sunday, July 27, 2003 at 12:20:04 (GMT)

phentermine, AI USA - Why don't you cut your fat f**king head off and stop wasting our time with diet ads.
Skinny Lady
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 21:08:44 (GMT)

Hey Mo, I'm sure I knew your mother, I screwed most of the sluts in the area. What was her name?
Parker
USA - Saturday, July 26, 2003 at 01:56:25 (GMT)

Hung out at 60 park...And you are proud of that?
Mo Green
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 23:50:41 (GMT)

When did you hang in 60 Park?
Former Duke
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 23:30:44 (GMT)

We I lived in Woodhaven and a black came into the Hood we beat the shit out of them.
Hung out @ 60 park
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 23:19:05 (GMT)

Somebody get a rope!
George Wallace
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:25:53 (GMT)

Andy ol pal, heah I is, heah I is. Oh me it been a long time. Well let's you and me not be wasting any time heah. We can catch up ol times at my plase up at 125th and Amsterdam. We habin a little party, can yu bring the RC Cola and Devildogs. Dee be bringin the watermelon. I gotsta go pick up my check now. Lightnin' will be dere too, but mabe litle late, cause he move so slo.
Kingfish
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:23:41 (GMT)

Where's lightnin'? I don't know but I think it's gonna strike any minute now.
Amos
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:23:38 (GMT)

Can anybody hep me fine the Steven's - George "Kingfish", and Sapphire?? Last I seen dem was on the welfare line, and has lost touch wit dem since den.
Andy Brown
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 14:11:52 (GMT)

Dee, You lost it all when you used your filthy language to answer the post you didn't care for.You did exactly to the other people on this site what you are ranting about.However, that is always ok because as usual it doesn't matter what you do.It is always what people are doing to you that you make the focus.The thing that you don't understand is that you don't fool anybody with the simple ploy.Why don't you use your energy to write to all those rich brothers and sisters and ask them why when tey get theirs, why don't they do something for their race. You understand what I am saying.
Woody
New York, NY USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:57:33 (GMT)

Yes, there are plenty of blacks that are powerfull & affluent, but they sure don't live in Woodhaven, or even know where it is. People like Bill Cosby, Oprah Winfrey & Colin Powell are exceptions & will NEVER be the rule. Jesse Jackson was once asked a question he refused to answer, Dee perhaps you would be brave enough to do so."When young children were asked what they prayed for before bed, many not all or even most of the black children asked to be white(40%). How many white children asked to be black?(0%) Draw whatever conclusion you may. I am not a racist, racists want to hurt & kill. I am however prejudiced. I don't have a problem with black people working, I just will not work with them or give them my business. I don't have a problem with black people owning homes, I just will not live with them. I don't have a problem with black people marrying outside their race, but I do have a problem with a black person marrying one of my children. As for urgent medical treatment, if my injuries were so severe I don't think I would still be able to make any choices as to who treated me, I would probably not be conscious. White people will never treat blacks as equal, no matter what they say. There will always be that little voice in the back of your mind.
KKK
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 11:07:17 (GMT)

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OHIO, USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 09:06:13 (GMT)

Roger Clemens ... 9-7 and a 4.01 ERA pitching for the team with the second best record in baseball this year. Ya shoulda quit while you still had it.
Bowie Kuhn
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 01:31:54 (GMT)

dee---You must be one of those lawn jockey type negroids who,with arm outstretched,is waiting for a handout instead of holding the traditional lantern...Some things never change...
Anti-Skell
white, on rice USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 00:28:29 (GMT)

mud shrimp...If you can taste the croutons and bacon bits after all this time,you might want to consider power washing that sewer under your nose...Must smell like a fat man's dirty undershorts...in the dead of a hot summer...with irregular,soupy bowel movements...and no terlit paper...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, July 25, 2003 at 00:25:05 (GMT)

The Steak and Brew at the Forest Hills Inn was the FUCKING BEST!! You could get free pitchers of beer and sangria and the salad bar was the BEST in the world. My friends and I used to go in there all the time (and sometimes when drunk run out without paying) I had FIVE SALADS and that roquefurt cheese dressing was heavenly and I can still taste those little bacon bits and croutons. I swear to God, I had five salads the whole plate and not ashamed either. I would usually ordered the kabob on the stick and their excellent buttered rice that never stuck together and then the adorable little sauteed mushrooms. We spent many a saturday night hanging out in those great red leather private booths and had a party getting drunk and eating like bastards...Then, we went drunk many hours later and took the bus or cab to Jahn's ice cream parlour on Queens Blvd and would have some cocktail grasshoppers and ice cream too. We would then make prank calls to people we used to know in the public telephone booths. No fucken good hippies were we, but we were only gonna be young once, so what the fuck? Also, those fantastic concerts at Forest Hills Tennis Stadium before all the cunt neighbors complained and saw The Monkees there and a million other grou0ps. THAT WAS LIVING BACK THEN>>>>>>
Mud Shrimp
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 23:02:09 (GMT)

Jmineola & Penny Wasn't there a Cookies in the Queens Mall on Queens Blvd. Was the Forest Hills Steak n Brew ever a Cookies. Mont Maine Maid Inn ( in Jericho) If we are talking the same place it is excellent and I dont think its changed hands or name in 40 years. Its across the turnpike from "Milleridge Inn"
Dferrari
Melville, NY USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 21:01:16 (GMT)

Penny - My mind is clearing , Kings Plaza also had a Cookies'.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 20:20:18 (GMT)

Penny - There were Cookies' in Green Acres, one near Sheephead Bay and the last I remembered was one on Old Country Road in Hicksville. They had great banana bread and peel your own shrimp on the salad bar.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 19:50:04 (GMT)

I love it when they stutter! 8]
Mel Tillis
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 19:39:50 (GMT)

You racist cocksucker! There are plenty of blacks that are affluent and powerful. You dumb fuck, if you were in an auto accident and about to lose your life and the doctor was black, would you prefer death instead? EAT SHIT ASSHOLE!
Dee
eatshitKKK, NY USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 19:04:55 (GMT)

They shut it down because white people from Valley Stream didn't want to sit next to black people from Rosedale. It's always the same. Why don't we want to move back to Woodhaven? Same thing. White man breaks a window he fixes it, black man breaks a window he sticks a rag in it.
KKK
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 18:37:06 (GMT)

Remember, Cookie's steak house on the island? It was built like a castle and we used to go there and have tequila sunrise and lobster dripping with butter and baked potato with sour cream, butter, and chives. I remember, the gravly voiced Cookie that used to advertise on TV. Wonder why they shut it down??
Penny
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 18:26:28 (GMT)

Mont - Haven't been there in over a year. Didn't it become American Grill for a while and now back to it's original name? We always thought both the food and atmosphere were really nice. I see '71' Steak House by you is expanding.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 16:14:58 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL - We're planning on going to the MAINE MAID INN for dinner tonight. Is it still safe or does it get the Jimbo thumbs down? Lemme know.
The Mont
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 14:38:29 (GMT)

Top 3 reasons why George Steinbrenner wanted Jesse Orosco. #3 - He already wants to dump Benitez #2 - He is suffering from 1986 Mets envy. #1 - He wanted to hire someone who was in his kindergarten class to share old memories with.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 24, 2003 at 02:54:15 (GMT)

Better give yourself an enema, that gerbil has been dead for a long time.
ASPCA
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 18:28:59 (GMT)

I Suggest You Get Your Head Out Of...
Your Ass!
USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:05:56 (GMT)

I know Paul Revere is a c**ksucker. Cold peice of sh*t. Cheated on his wife with groupies. Ugly guy too, inside and out. F**K THAT PRICK. Pray for Suzy DeLucci
Mud Shrimp
eatmeout, NY USA - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 01:05:22 (GMT)

Paul Revere is a vegan...Celia Cruz and Freddie Schmidt are both down for the dirt nap...Que Lastima !!! They might have gotten Hussein's sons in Iraq..." High value " target hit today.Queeray and Queerbee thought to be at targeted villa...
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 18:13:01 (GMT)

Like
Yours
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:51:57 (GMT)

PAUL REVERE EATS ASSHOLES.
Smurf
Woodhaven, NY USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:21:24 (GMT)

Life is too short: guess you can only speak for yourself.
Promise?
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 15:07:11 (GMT)

I heard that Fred Schmidt had a closed coffin as they feared he might run again! Sorry WOL, I just had to break kayfabe.
The Mont
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:55:28 (GMT)

Get A Life
Life Is Too Short
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 13:18:33 (GMT)

the truth is I was never fond of him, but writing in his name is disgusting.
Have some respect for the ones left behind
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 02:03:26 (GMT)

do wop stinks
fred schmidt
USA - Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 01:11:33 (GMT)

Like baseball? Like Doo Wop? The 2003 Doo Wop Spectacular (featuring Johnny Maestro & the Brooklyn Bridge, Frankie Lymon's Teenagers, Vito Picone & the Elegants and the Dupree's) hosted by Don K. Reed is at Richmond County Ballpark (home of the Staten Island Yankees) on August 1st at 7:30 p.m. Floor seats $28. Stadium seats $22.
Just passing it on
USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 18:14:56 (GMT)

Mark Lindsay of the Raiders is a nice guy, but PAUL REVERE is an abusive guy that REFUSED to do a benefit for a little girl fan that died of cancer. He is a TRUE scumbag!!!!
Rick
Woodhaven, NY USA - Monday, July 21, 2003 at 16:22:52 (GMT)

MEEKO - Also heard about Mr. Schmidt last night. He was the NYS Assemblyman for Woodhaven for about 20 years from around 1970-90. As a 1946 grad of St. Thomas he was an important figure during the STA all-year reunion that was held in Oct. 1999.
Jimineola
USA - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 11:59:26 (GMT)

sorry to hear about former Assemblyman Fredrick Schmidt. Thoughts and prayers go to his famly. He had done a lot for Woodhaven during his career.
Meeko
Lou-A-vull, KY USA - Sunday, July 20, 2003 at 01:40:20 (GMT)

Hope you like my new show.
Tom Green
USA - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 11:29:05 (GMT)

ZZZZZzzzz - please inform everyone in your whinning ,or it winning ways.
IWANNABELIKEU
USA - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 03:43:37 (GMT)

It's sad to see the same losers here.
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
USA - Saturday, July 19, 2003 at 00:38:45 (GMT)

I always liked Perry Coma,and Duke Skellington...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 19:48:49 (GMT)

Lois - 'Ol Gary Puckett was always one of my wife's favorites. On one of the oldies tours we saw him about 25 years ago at Community Gardens on Jamaica Ave. in Queens Village. In a few weeks we are going to see Neal Sedaka at Westbury ... since he appearance on American Idol,he has become a hot property. Alright, make that lukewarm.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 19:32:01 (GMT)

I received an e-mail from BABYBOOMER today , he was a WOL regular until he lost his job in January. He said to say hello to all, and will return at some time.
Jimineola
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 19:27:51 (GMT)

Sorry, spelling police...that s/b Playboys
Lois
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 19:05:21 (GMT)

Westbury Music Fair - Oct 18th-Tommy James & the Shondells, Gary Lewis & the Payboys, Gary Pucket and Paul Revere and the Raiders. Lucky me, I will be on LI that weekend....
Lois
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 19:04:27 (GMT)

Cmon in Big Boy!!
Yo Mama
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 17:16:17 (GMT)

Knock Knock
anyone home
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 13:44:22 (GMT)

Hay like at all those woodhaven losers.
ozone park
USA - Friday, July 18, 2003 at 03:20:50 (GMT)

What he said!!
Sez
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 23:31:22 (GMT)

Gee---A lot of echos here todaytodaytoday...Baseball,schmaseball...I used to be an avid follower,but I just have to say,it is more of a business than a game these days.There is no team loyalty,just loyalty for the dead presidents...If you don't sell enough tubesteaks and beer,the stadium might be forced to close.Things are so bad,The Yankers got Benitez from the Mutts...I would much rather watch quadraplegics play tiddlywinks...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 23:02:47 (GMT)

I am a blown up rat that serves MANY purposes. Now, if you could all go around and sign for me to be put back up in Forest Park, I would be ever so grateful. EAT ME!!!
Woodhaven Rat
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 00:47:58 (GMT)

No it's me!!!
Mike Hunt
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 23:40:05 (GMT)

That's me!!
Mike Ock
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 22:26:25 (GMT)

Who is Mike?
??
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 20:56:39 (GMT)

Just got back from a long vacation to see this site as sick as ever. (That's why I AM HERE) I feel bad that the Woodhaven Rat is no longer here and loved walking by and talking to the constructions guys and play pinching the Rat and stuff. Now, they will be having the CIRCUS in Forest Park but I want take the kids there because I dont approve of the exploitation of the animals. Animals are better than some people, even the rat.... ha. ha. Yeah, seeing the hardons that are spamming here. NObody on here needs Viagra ya cocksuckers, the next one that spams sucks bin ladens asshole....................
Wally
Woodhaven, NY USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:46:12 (GMT)

Call 1-888-382-1222 to get off telemarketers list. I believe this is only in New York. Next, we will work on internet spamming scumbags!
DEATH TO TELEMARKETERS
here, NY USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 15:02:21 (GMT)

Can Mike come out and play?
after he does his homework
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:24:24 (GMT)

Can Mike come out and play?
after he does his homework
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:24:10 (GMT)

Hey Drug Salesman: I ain't got no loose weight to lose! Take your pills and peddle them elsewhere!
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 12:48:48 (GMT)

I miss the RAT............
come back
USA - Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 09:30:31 (GMT)

Mr. Frrrari - Those Kamines were OK . Danny was in my STA class and he was the bartender at the 85 St. K.of C. for the last 4 hours of my 12 hour batchelor party. A lot of buybacks. Any idea where Dan is living now ?
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 20:28:28 (GMT)

I'll drink to that: Remember if you stop in at Circus........don't expect Joe'd to give you a buy back, unless Rick Brenner or Frank Kamine are the tenders!!!!!!!
Dferrari
Melville, NY USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 19:09:06 (GMT)

A remedy for the All Star Game is to hold it in Dexter Park. The ticket stub would be good for a free beer afterwards at the Lane Cafe , Shamrock , White Horse or Circus bars.
I'll Drink To That
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 19:04:36 (GMT)

Another sign that baseball has abandoned its original family values in favor of $cash$. Watching nine out of ten games from the outfield camera and what do you see behind the batter ?... ads with 3 foot letters spelling out VIAGRA . Nice for a Dad to explain to his 7 year old son or daughter. What ever happened to Cracker Jacks ? Next year maybe the fans will be allowed to vote out Bud Selig and his bean counters.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 18:40:09 (GMT)

Mont - Are you boycotting tonight's All Star Game also ? I'm trying to get through to Chris Russo , but no luck. He just doesn't understand that the "Lords of Baseball" no longer care about the game ...only the MONEY. The All- Star Game's original intention was a showcase so a Dad could bring his son (or daughter) to see the likes of Willie Mays, Eddie Matthews , Sandy Koufax, Al Kaline, Stan Musial, Hank Aaron, etc. play in the game. Under the pressure that the new rule puts on a manager to win the game ... an aging favorite , like Mays, might be elected to the A.S. Team , but after one at bat would be lifted and replaced by an almost unknown who has a better chance of getting a hit. A damn shame I tell you. Bud Selig & Company should hang their heads in shame ... selling out to pressure from FOX and the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. I rest my case.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 18:25:24 (GMT)

Lois - I guess that's why Nancy Sinatra sang that song ..."These Boots Are Made For Walkin ... Especially In Florida and Arizona. " She was a woman years ahead of her time.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 18:14:51 (GMT)

Mont - A little simplistic but well said. Since I no longer have a spouse I guess I will really have to watch where I walk.
Lois
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 17:34:05 (GMT)

Mont - Bingo!!!!!!!! That sez it all!!!!!!!!!
Sez
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 16:28:51 (GMT)

OK INS - Do you recommend keeping away from Jose and Juanita ? But , I think California also has only has 72 native Americans left.
South of Zee Border
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:56:55 (GMT)

Any of you ever think of taking into account recent (last 15 years)immigration statistics for FL & AZ? That's where the answer lies, not with the Geritol Generation.
INS
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:44:03 (GMT)

SEZ- Of course you spend a lot of time with senior citizens , you see one every day in the mirror when you shave and wash your face. ( Sorry old pal, I couldn't resist that.) Re LOIS' comment of AIDS growth being highest in Fl. and Az. , of course that can be true. There is now a mix of our 'free love ' generation meeting each other in those vacation spots. Think back 30 + years .... when was it easiest to 'get lucky' ... yep, while away on vacation ? Don't you guys watch MTV's Spring Break ... what will happen when those kids hit 55 and move to Florida ? Dick Clark never allowed any wild conduct within 500' of American Bandstand's studio.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:16:33 (GMT)

Sez: I am required to take 4 hrs of AIDS/HIV training every year for my job, and I just finished this years last week. I am sure it is possible that the statistics are skewed as this is a University/teaching hospital and certainly left wing, but I would be at a loss to see why this would be helpful them since funding is not an issue. The other statistic was that Fl and Az have the largest growing HIV positive population. I guess I could try to find out where they got the stats but I don't think I care enough. It can never hurt to be careful, and watch where you step.
Lois
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 15:05:23 (GMT)

Let's face it. If you have no involvement with gays, avoid iv drug users, don't cheat on the spouse, wear shoes outdoors so you don't step on medical waste, and hope to God you don't need a blood transfusion, you should avoid AIDS. Right?
The Mont
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:55:00 (GMT)

Lois - I'm sure you read that somewhere, but my question to you is where? I would bet you that it is some left wing, homosexual ingratiating, think tank. The same people who 5 or 10 yrs ago told us that it was NOT a gay disease. I spend practically all of my time with senior citizens, whether at the casino here in Az or in Sun City where my mother and aunt live and I haven't heard the word AIDS come up even once. THATS real life evidence, and not propaganda for the sole purpose of getting more money for funding.
Sez
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:40:32 (GMT)

Sorry Rich, if it was short people would ask "so what was he doing", if I include the info as I read it, people say it is too much work.
Never meant to bore or offend
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:12:42 (GMT)

Baseball, wanting players to take the All-Star game seriously, added Roger Clemens to the American League All-Star team Monday, saying Oakland's Barry Zito was unavailable to pitch. Nonsense said Zito, who was befuddled about the bumpoff. Zito said he found out about the switch while sitting with his All-Star teammates in a hotel ballroom, giving interviews. The commissioner's office said the decision was made by the Athletics, who said they told the left-hander Sunday. ``If I had some black-and-white explanation, it would make more sense,'' he said. Clemens, who had returned to Houston on Sunday night from the New York Yankees' series in Toronto, was told of his ninth All-Star selection Monday morning. The only six-time Cy Young Award winner then made plans to jet to Chicago on Tuesday in time for the game. Clemens intends to retire after this season, his 20th in the major leagues, and got his 300th win and 4,000th strikeout against St. Louis on June 13. Many of his New York Yankees' teammates were mystified when he originally was bypassed last week. Clemens ties for the seventh-most All-Star selections among pitchers, trailing Warren Spahn (17), Tom Seaver (12) and Steve Carlton, Don Drysdale, Whitey Ford, Juan Marichal (10 each). Zito, the reigning AL Cy Young Award winner, threw 106 pitches during Oakland's 1-0 win at Baltimore on Sunday, allowing four hits in eight innings and getting a no-decision. Sandy Alderson, executive vice president of baseball operations in the commissioner's office, said Oakland manager Ken Macha and pitching coach Rick Peterson made the decision that Zito shouldn't pitch Tuesday, and that A's general manager Billy Beane also was involved. ``Barry was informed of that opinion, and acquiesced,'' Alderson said. ``That was information relayed to us, and we acted on that information.'' Zito had been in an AL meeting before Monday's session with reporters and said nothing was mentioned to him. ``It has nothing to do with me or my physical situation,'' he said. ``I don't know if they didn't feel comfortable with me pitching on one day's rest.'' Zito thought he could have pitched an inning against the NL. In last year's All-Star game, Zito replaced Mark Buehrle at the start of the sixth, retired Shawn Green on a groundout, then was replaced by Eddie Guardado. ``I could have given them more than the one batter I had last year,'' Zito said. Zito will be introduced at Tuesday night's game, according to Alderson, but will be ineligible to play. Beane, reached at his home in California, said Zito was told Sunday by Macha. ``The best interests of Barry's health and the Oakland A's going forward were better served by having Barry not throw in the game after his performance yesterday,'' Beane said Monday. Macha, reached by phone Monday, said he and Peterson spoke with Zito after Sunday's game. The presence of A's teammates Mark Mulder and Keith Foulke on the AL roster factored into the equation. ``We told him that it was prudent he didn't pitch,'' Macha said, ``and that the A's were going to have Mulder available for two innings and Foulke available for one. That was three innings from our pitching staff, and that was sufficient.'' Alderson said that because last year's All-Star game ended in a 7-7, 11-inning tie when the teams ran out of pitchers, the commissioner's office wanted all 12 pitchers on each staff to be available. AL manager Mike Scioscia and Alderson said Clemens was picked both for his season -- 8-6 with a 3.68 ERA and 128 strikeouts -- and his career contributions. Alderson said Fox Sports, which complained when Clemens was initially bypassed -- didn't play a role into the selection. Commissioner Bud Selig was pleased Clemens was added. ``I'm sorry we had to take these little twists and turns,'' he said, adding that ``I'd be less than candid if I said I wasn't happy. It was on my mind.'' Clemens, winner of the 1986 All-Star game after retiring all nine batters he faced at Houston's Astrodome, has faced Zito twice this season, losing 2-0 on May 4 at Yankee Stadium and winning 5-2 six days later at Oakland. A day before the first matchup, Oakland's Scott Hatteberg playfully referred to it as ``Cy Young vs. Cy Old.'' Zito, standing across the clubhouse a few minutes later, wanted to make sure Clemens didn't misinterpret anything. ``I wouldn't say 'Cy Old' because I won't want to show any disrespect to Roger,'' Zito said. Scioscia said he learned when he got to Chicago on Sunday night that Zito was unavailable. ``I don't know where the communication process broke down,'' he said. Updated on Tuesday, Jul 15, 2003 3:13 am EDT
You heard it here
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 14:07:30 (GMT)

Jeremy Boring Newsday , The article was a bit long. You might have just reported the person was from Woodhaven and was doing something positive. We didn't need to hear about each paddle stroke.No award for this one Jer....
rich
vero beach, fl USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:54:11 (GMT)

Sez: I know nothing of the person in questions but as far as AIDS/HIV goes the fastest growing segment of the population now becoming infected with HIV is "seniors" between the ages of 50 and 70. The reason is thought to be obvious, with no worry about pregnancy and due to long term monogamous relationships, protection is a distant memory. So I guess I should say to all "be careful out there". Of course the good news to that is that seniors are obviously enjoying life till at least 70.
Lois
Gainesville, FL USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 11:33:42 (GMT)

You are right Jim -Impeach the Baseball Commish !!!!
PETE ROSE
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 00:59:06 (GMT)

Miss Marie - I enjoyed all the fun we had yesterday . Wink, wink, let all these WOL'ers start guessing. Now sorry but I must vent again . To All Baseball Fans - What's with this crap about Barry Zito being dropped from the All- Star Game because he pitched on Sunday ? That NEVER happened when baseball and not FOX ran the game. What a coincidence ... Clemens is replacing him ... the $12 million man who has 4 wins in his last 13 starts. I think Ed Kranepool has a better record since May 1. Ah, now I can have a short beer and watch the home run derby.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 00:57:42 (GMT)

moved from woodhaven in 79 and landed in florida
kevin
port richey, fl USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 23:28:21 (GMT)

I am TIRED of all the bellyaching, CRYBABIES that try to DICKtate that we should only talk about Woodhaven. EAT THIS!! I happen to like the Monkey, Woody, Anti SKell and most of all Mud Shrimp. We are hanging out and having phone, so douchebags need NOT apply!
Mr Dick
just shutup, NY USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 22:10:28 (GMT)

Had some lobster at Vincents over the weekend. Vincents should stick around forever. The Fountain has been renamed. Rember the free challah bread they used to give you to take home with your meal? It is better than eating ass.
Mud Shrimp
Vincents Restaurant, NY USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 21:25:35 (GMT)

Sez- If you want funding for other diseases you will have to squeal louder than the Homos.
The squeeky wheel gets the grease.
San Francisco, CA USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 17:08:04 (GMT)

I didn't read that in the article so who can say? Each person can only do so much paddling. Nice to see a Woodhavenite doing something nice for others besides ripping up the town. I donate time and cash to several organizations, but those without sin...
See your point
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:53:33 (GMT)

And don't give me that shit about AIDS not being a gay disease, or transmitted through contaminated needles. It's been well prooven by now that 99.99999999999 pct of the cases have been just that!
Sez
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:51:07 (GMT)

Is Mr. Mooney doing anything to raise awareness for M.S. or A.L.S. Ya know, the kinds of disease that you don't get from irresponsible sexual behaviour or drug use. Isn't it about time that more is said about the underfunding of research for some other diseases???
Sez
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:49:16 (GMT)

Victor Mooney has fought the spread of HIV and AIDS for three years - one paddle stroke at a time in his green 17-foot canoe. The 38-year-old Woodhaven resident planned to set off this morning from the New York Skyports Marina on the East River on his fourth canoe trip around Long Island and Manhattan. The 365-mile "Paddle for HIV/AIDS" voyage - his longest yet - will take about 15 days, barring bad weather and unfavorable currents. Although he will stop at beaches and marinas each day to discuss AIDS prevention with anyone passing by, he said, his trip is truly a test of endurance. He will sleep in a tent on the boat when it's docked or beached. "There will be no hotels, and there's no paddling for 10 miles and taking the shuttle home," he said. "Once I jump in the canoe, there's no turning back." Mooney hasn't turned back since he began his boat-driven benefit three years ago to encourage abstinence and HIV and AIDS prevention. His cause and uncommon vehicle came from a lifelong love of canoeing and a desire to continue the work of the late New York City Cardinal John O'Connor, who helped those with the terminal disease. Mooney said he has seen the disease he calls "100 percent preventable" firsthand in his family and during a trip to South Africa. One of Mooney's brothers, living in California, contracted HIV six years ago. Mooney still has trouble talking about it. New York city and state have the highest cumulative numbers of reported AIDS cases in the nation with 126,237 and 149,341, respectively, according to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention statistics as of December 2001. An estimated 42 million persons have HIV or AIDS worldwide, with 3.1 million AIDS deaths reported in 2002. Mooney, a married father of four, is a spokesman for the College of Advanced Technology in Brooklyn and is founder and director of South African Arts International, an art and artists exchange group. Awareness, not fund-raising dollars, is Mooney's goal. He said convincing people to get tested for HIV and AIDS is paramount. Besides 200 cans of energy drink, 124 ounces of water, 100 cans of assorted fruits, vegetables and beans - all corporate donations - Mooney's boat is equipped with maps, a radio, cell phone, life vests and lights. His route will take him north from the East River to Long Island Sound, then east along the coast to Orient Point where he will turn southwest to the Shinnecock Bay. He will paddle west to the Great South Bay north of Fire Island and eventually enter the Atlantic Ocean near the Rockaways. He will finish by heading north on the Hudson River to Battery Park with a stop farther north at Frank Sinatra Park in Hoboken, N.J., and then south on the Harlem River to the East River and Brooklyn's Fulton Ferry Landing. Along the way, Mooney will be joined by a few activists for portions of the voyage. Paddling and camping on a canoe for two weeks isn't for everyone, but everyone can listen and learn, Mooney said. He asked people to visit http://www.paddleforhivaids.com for more information or to make a donation.
By Jeremy Boren Staff Write Newsday
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 16:12:28 (GMT)

Rich - Print it out - It will make for some nice beach reading!
Sez
USA - Monday, July 14, 2003 at 14:51:13 (GMT)

WOW, That post hurt my head, I think I will go surfing.
Rich
vero Beach , FL USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 21:03:36 (GMT)

SEZ- Maybe the person from Germany who loves this site will mail us some sauerbraten and kuduffelglas ( dumplings , but they are verboten on your menu).
Jimineola
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 20:48:23 (GMT)

Talk about a run on sentence. Send it to the F.B.I.
The Short Center fielder
Errorville, NY USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 16:49:10 (GMT)

Yeah - I know that when someone ever asks me about my hometown, the first thing I'm gonna do is direct them to this site. It's over webmaster. Perform the last rites and burial!
Sez
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 14:51:13 (GMT)

Alum - If you so dislike this site , why are you here and what have you ever contributed to it ?
Inquiring Mind
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 02:35:04 (GMT)

Heard a tidbit the other day on a broadcast of an out of town game i think it was.anyway it was the first i heard of it and thought id share it with other baseball fans.Im sure almost everyone has heard on the folktale of the curse of Babe Ruth that has been on the Redsox ever since they traded him.Anyway it seems that the curse first took place in a deal a couple years later that the Yankees were trying to put together for some what of a compensation to Boston. Boston rejected that deal in which was to send a young prospect thier way by the name of Lou Gherig.Talk about rotten Luck !!
mickster
USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 02:29:27 (GMT)

Woodhaven people, I have been away for awhile and I have just read all the latest posts.Wow, things have really gotten a little out there. Is it the hot weather in New York or what?Lets mellow out a little .Have a nice weekend ,enjoy a few cold ones , watch a game , play a little and come back feeling good . No need to get all wired .
Rich
Vero Beach, FL USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 23:55:26 (GMT)

reading this site from the start, the spammer is the only interesting author (and mickster) the site has become a personal e-mail page for losers like anti-skell, jim mineola, woody, etc. have you nimrods ever heard of yahoo messenger, leave this site for true woodhaven notes. the best thing that can happen is the spammer knocks this site out
woodhaven alum
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 23:28:46 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor/WOL - Are you on vacation? If not, please bring some focus, common-sense and down-home wisdom back to WOL. The place is falling apart!!!!!!
The Mont
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 14:47:18 (GMT)

Spammer , I guess that shows why you can't get a real job. You ruin this website and everyone leaves , then there is noone to read your spam ... good thinking. OR just a call to the webmaster and you are Pooof !!!! Gone !!!!
Spam -B-Gone
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 23:50:37 (GMT)

Woodster---I think the mud shrimp thing was probably in Howid Beech or Ozone Puke,after all,she was a dirty guinea diesel dyke,a practicioner of the auto erotic,strap-it-on lesbo arts.Someone had instant messaged me with a comment about a bar being inserted in your "crania cavernosa".They said that it would be a good idea because of all the empty space in there...;^) Comprendo...Ahhh yes cresendos...Every life needs a cresendo now and again...Nope,no drugs,not unless you count the Dursban I inhale every time I drive past this one farm...Besides,I don't need drugs because my mind is like a Fellini Movie....
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 21:58:05 (GMT)

Anti, This shrimp thing must have started in Richmond Hill, don't you think?In addition nobody is shoving anything into Woody's head. Comprendo.Interesting how you build up to a cresendo, has that been a problem in the past?IS it risperdal or the little prozac guy each morning.Relax, once a cop always a cop, I guess.
The Real Woody
NWH, NY USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 23:38:32 (GMT)

mud shrimp...Most people would think that if death could be termed "terrific",maybe,passing in ones sleep peacefully,or maybe going while in the throes of passionate boot knocking would be more apropos.Maybe you really were thinking of a "horrific death",that is,if muddy shrimp can think...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 17:19:14 (GMT)

Anti Skell a TERRIFIC death, meant if you have to go, that is the way to do it..... sensational, unusual story. Hope this explaination helps you sleep at night....
Mud Shrimp
faroutman, NY USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 15:15:40 (GMT)

What is all this talk about eating eminems out of someone's anal aperture,and someones momma taking a woody in the arse in some bar,or someone's momma taking a bar in the arse in Woody's, or Woody's head having a bar shoved through it, or someones arse having eminems removed with a bar,or something...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:26:17 (GMT)

mud shrimp...No one is questioning the veracity of your story about Dinucci...Just would like an explanation of what is meant by a " terrific death ".After all,she was just a perverted guinea lesbo diesel dyke slut butt...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 07:21:50 (GMT)

TSK, TSK, WOODY, Your MAMA took it in the can at The Empire.Hey Valley person in Ca. Shrimp This.Mont I love your assistant Rap This, good to go, bite them on the leg.
The Real Woody
NWH, NY USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 03:22:38 (GMT)

I've seen your mother - So would I!!
Sez
USA - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 00:45:42 (GMT)

I would rather eat out Eminem's asshole than my own mothers twat.
Urban Legend
HERE, NJ USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 23:07:54 (GMT)

The Count should post here more often.
Nice fresh air
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 19:58:02 (GMT)

It is my understanding that Eminem's mother is deserving of all the bad blood between her & her son. How she brought him up and the choices she made for both of them were hideous. If I damaged my kids in that way they would well be within their rights to treat me as he does her. That said, he still "subsidizes" her.
The Count
Lake George, NY USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 19:48:41 (GMT)

OK - The new 'nice' word for Emimen is USELESS. Here is a guy who couldn't sell a record until he started ranking on his Mother. What a fine example of a talented human being. If you think this is good, I hope your kids someday treat you the same way.
RAP THIS
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 19:27:08 (GMT)

Never happened, asswipe.
Urban Legend
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 17:23:11 (GMT)

IT was a very DISTURBING story. Too bad, anti skull and the mutt and wootie were not the medical attendants that had to administer to ms. Denucci. ThE STORY IS TRUE MEATHEADS!
Mud Shrimp
the valley, CA USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 16:43:41 (GMT)

Really? No explanation for bestowing moniker "scumbag" to a person? How sad. Let he who is without sin etc. etc. You have some principles.
Foot in Mouth, Mont?
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:59:40 (GMT)

Please refer all easy questions to my new personal representative, Mr. RAP THIS.
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 14:32:14 (GMT)

Jimineola---I think the real reason Steibrenner was in tears is because his prostate is probably the size of a medicine ball.The man has always seemed to be devoid of compassion,and certainly hasn't shown much humanly recognizable humanity over the years...Methinks A.S.S.is going to develop a line of Iron Maidens in the likeness of Herr Steinbrenner...EEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 03:55:49 (GMT)

George Steinbrenner was in tears after Monday's comeback victory against Boston. Let's see how many buckets he can fill after a Met trade throwin pitched a shoutout 1 hitter against the Yanks on Tuesday. Me thinks George should lock himself in his suite and just lie on his bed of money ... he is really losing it.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 03:30:26 (GMT)

Amusing story,I must admit.However,what made her death a "terrific death" ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 02:11:27 (GMT)

That must be some lighter she used in the tub to burn under water.
Nash Bridges for sale
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 01:14:50 (GMT)

The real woody also took bad meat in the can at the empire.
Tsk,Tsk Woody
USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 01:13:19 (GMT)

GOTTA LOVE THAT STORY.ATE SOME MUD SHRIMP AT THE EMPIRE ONCE MYSELF.
The Real Woody
NWH , NY USA - Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 00:53:05 (GMT)

Sure, Eric. We really believe you.
Say hi to your sister Eva
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 23:20:31 (GMT)

First of all, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the wonderful person that cut and paste the tragic Suzy DeLucci story. Her parents still live in Woodhaven and keep a rather low profile. This story, is NOT an urban legend at all but a TRUE ONE. Suzy was lonely and had moved from Woodhaven to Maine to be with a boyfriend. The guy was crazy and mixed up on drugs and left her. Suzy was heartbroken and resorted to lobster love play. This is a TRUE STORY and the fact that it shows up in legends is false. The parents do NOT wish this to be public knowledge as to the nature of the tragedy. Please light a candle for her and say some prayers, especially Marge, because I know she will feel badly when she reads of yet another senseless death. The story has reached Encino, California. The parents are now in their sixties and still own the home that Suzy was raised in. I cannot devulge their last names as it would be a gross invasion of their privacy. God bless you all, and remember, to tell your loved ones that you love them daily. Think of Suzy's death at such a young age. Also, think of the cruelty inflicted upon the poor crustaceon. Take care everyone and sleep good in this weather. THANKS AND A BIG HUG TO THE BIG HEART THAT WAS ABLE TO COME FORTH AND PRINT THIS TRUTH IN ITS ENTIRETY.
Erik Braunn
Encino, CA USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 21:58:16 (GMT)

One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeNucci of Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bathrobe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci's death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the Lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's Vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period. Doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes!!! You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet
happy????
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 19:09:28 (GMT)

A phony one. A death that is legend only. A moron trying to lay a trap for the misfortunate.
Red Lobster
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 18:36:22 (GMT)

Oscar in the Ozone---What is a "terrific death" ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 18:18:45 (GMT)

Spare us the bullshit, Oscar/Kate.
So which one of you was the lobster?
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 17:50:51 (GMT)

Yes, I did read about the tragedy of Suzy DeLucca and the Mud Shrimp. I have tried to cut and paste the horror of that story, but not sure to do so. Can anyone give me a hand in cutting and pasting this story? It can be found on any search engine. Please search Suzy Delucca and the Mud Shrimp. She suffered a terrific death and her parents still live in Woodhaven I believe. Thanks.
Oscar
Ozone Park, NY USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 17:26:17 (GMT)

What's the matter RAP THIS? Don't you think Mont can answer the question?
Let him speak for himself
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 14:45:46 (GMT)

At A Loss - Maybe when you reach an age of wisdom , like 8 , the Eminem comment will make sense to you.
RAP THIS
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 13:21:44 (GMT)

The Mont-Why do you consider Eminem a "scumbag"?
At A Loss
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 12:25:21 (GMT)

LAUGH OF THE WEEK - George Steingrabber wants the baseball commish to look into the fact that Pedro Martinez is hitting opposing batters. I guess there were no 2 way streets in G.S.'s old neighborhood , like Clemens Blvd.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 03:30:47 (GMT)

Mont- And I could be Lou Pinella's twin .... sounds like a go.
Jimineola
USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 23:55:29 (GMT)

Can anyone please print the story of Suzy DeLucci and the Mud Shrimp incident? She came from Kittery, Maine and her parents were from Woodhaven. Please share the story. It was a terrible tragedy to learn of her death from the mud shrimp indident.
Kate
Howard Beach, NY USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 21:19:47 (GMT)

BUDDY EBSEN, the loose-limbed Broadway dancer who achieved stardom and riches in the television series The Beverly Hillbillies and Barnaby Jones, has died after an undisclosed illness. He was 95.
NEXT
USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 17:00:29 (GMT)

Mr. Jimbo - Mayor\WOL - If we go for the 2-bit dye job, I want yellow hair. I then would look like that scumbag Eminem's dad!
The Mont
USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 16:09:36 (GMT)

The Real Woody Don't play that game. Mr. Dick how come your mother and wife have their own pool?
The Real Woody
Not Woodhaven , NY USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 12:40:21 (GMT)

Brucie, I would much rather have YOU in my mouth.
Woody
NY, NY USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 01:46:29 (GMT)

Mickster - Put something in his mouth???
Brucie
USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 00:22:33 (GMT)

MONT - The time has come for you and I to have a two bit dye job together .... I think the 1/2 ounce bottle will be enough.
Jimineola
USA - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 16:48:26 (GMT)

I would not even post an opinion on Mccarver.His claim to fame as far as im concerned was being Carltons personal catcher.What i did find interesting was when looking up his stats after veiwing them they suggest simalar players with simalar numbers,they suggested Munson.Thurman put up better numbers then McCarver in ten less seasons. TEN !!! I was insulted to read that.Only thing i seen McCarver do as a player that was not just average is it looked like he had a torrid world series against the yanks batting well above .400.He has valuble baseball knowledge but as far as that go's blabbing constantly on TV like no one else knows as much as you and baseball would fold without you is an insult and someone should stick something in his mouth.
Mickster
USA - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 14:24:12 (GMT)

Tim McCarver lost all credibility while working for the Mets. His attitude is that only he truly understands baseball, and you, the lowly fan, will never be able to grasp the concepts without his constant preaching. I dread watching the FOX games and seeing him there with his 2-bit dye job, sermonizing to the crowd. How do you feel, WOL?
The Mont
USA - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 13:26:22 (GMT)

Does anybody else think the preceeding post is a porn site? Just a hunch.
Sez
USA - Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 00:54:03 (GMT)

Hey , Mexicana Maine ... you are a fraud, no such town. There is a Mexico Maine though , where I once ate at a Chinese restaurant.
AAA Map Man
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 22:54:26 (GMT)

Lots of old farts on here.
Los Lobos
Mexicana, ME USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 21:25:46 (GMT)

Lots of old farts on here.
Los Lobos
Mexicana, ME USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 21:25:45 (GMT)

WE SURRENDER , WE SURRENDER !!! Will Tim McCarver please shut up? We are tired of him being a prostitute for FOX to tell us how important the baseball All-Star game will be this year. Fox convinced MLB to allow them to toy with our National Pastime , so they can get .000012 % higher ratings and make $1.38 more. FOR SHAAAAAME !!!! Why doesn't McCarver get a normal ex-ballplayer's job , like being a beer distributor?
THE REAL BB FANS
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 19:52:28 (GMT)

Is that Clemens getting clobbered by Mendoza , a washed up Yankee who George just wanted out of the Bronx ? Ah, it makes our hearts feel so good. Clemens wants entry into the Hall of Fame ... well Roger, trying to get into a pickup basketball game at Msgr. Mulz Hall might be more your speed. Time to retire and do something better with your life ... like watching Judge Judy at Hooters with Wells.
The Great H.O.F. Pitchers
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 18:45:24 (GMT)

Barry ( almost) White is down for the dirt nap ???
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 03:33:29 (GMT)

The Mont---When you hit the road as a Perry Coma...er...ah...Como clone,let me know...I want the lube concession,whether it be KY,Vaseline,Scrape-not,or Slip-In-Side...
Anti-Skell
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 03:32:20 (GMT)

:-{
Barry White R.I.P
USA - Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 00:00:17 (GMT)

SEZ - Do you think I have a shot at filling the Como void? I'll ger a sweater and head out on the road thrilling 90 year old women! Dream along with me, I'm on my way to a STARRRRRRR
The Mont
USA - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 21:08:35 (GMT)

Mont - That's some pretty austere company there. I'll have to get back to u on Lightfoot, but Como's not doing a lot of singing anymore.
Sez
USA - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 00:19:19 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz--- def Poets is really good...especially if you are familiar with ghetto dwellers...some of them are really quite talented.A.S.S.is going to be sponsoring a flute competition for people without lips...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 00:10:43 (GMT)

Someone once told me my singing sounds like a bag of arseholes in a blender...
Anti-Skell
USA - Friday, July 04, 2003 at 00:08:24 (GMT)

Mont>>> you sing like me.
Tiny Tim
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 23:03:12 (GMT)

Hey that other Mont is a lot funnier than me with that pocket pool remark. But can he dance and sing as well as me? I think not. By the way, SEZ, what key do I sing in? All I know is that it's the same as Perry Como & Gordon Lightfoot.
The Mont
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 22:02:30 (GMT)

Anti-Skell - Let me know when they run the mute poets special!
Sez
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 21:46:12 (GMT)

Jimineola--- from 9 until 11,that's all there is ??? It takes me longer to flail my derby...
Anti-Skell
Stroker, montana USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 21:01:56 (GMT)

T.V. Tips... HBO Friday and or Saturday nights late---DEF POETS ...
Anti-Skell
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 21:00:14 (GMT)

Ho-Hum - From 9 until 11 it's sex or TV. I'm 56 now , nuff said.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 17:11:01 (GMT)

You've got entirely TOO MUCH TIME on your hands Jim.
Ho-Hum
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 17:05:31 (GMT)

TWO TV tips - Check your PBS schedules for 2 great shows . NY's Ch. 13 last night had a show on SANDWICHES across the country from Katz's Deli in Manhattan , to Loose Beef in Iowa to Pig Ear on a bun topped with potato salad in New Orleans ...strange,but very interesting. Also a show about the rebuilding of Dick Cavett's historic Montauk home after being leveled by fire.
Jimineola
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 15:03:31 (GMT)

No
Have no idea
USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 14:30:32 (GMT)

Happy 4th of July, we will be firing up the grill and having about 20 people over and jumping in the pool and the dogs have their own pool too to play in. We will go to Howard Beach and see if there are any gotti fireworks display there. Have a good one everybody! Mr. Dick is VERY HAPPY today. Can you guess why!
Mr. Dick <nineinches@happy.com>
Woodhaven, NY USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 14:22:40 (GMT)

The only thing I've been playing lately is pocket pool, and I've been taking a beating at that. No pun intended.
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 18:25:24 (GMT)

Mont - Are u planning to play?
Sez
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 18:11:52 (GMT)

Does a golf starter get to carry a pistol?
The Mont
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 16:52:01 (GMT)

Lois, that can be a fun outdoors job .... and as Sez will attest to , it has not been unheard of for a starter to be presented with a $10 or 20 cash gift to move up your foresome's tee time.
Jimineola
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 16:17:15 (GMT)

Sez - Thank you...doesn't sound like a fun job to me.
Lois
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 16:08:31 (GMT)

Holy Mother Of God, you people can be so rancid!
Starter
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 15:24:54 (GMT)

Lois - A starter is simply someone who coordinates the goings on at the first tee, rather than having complete anarchy there.
Sez
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 14:29:09 (GMT)

A question for the golfers. Someone I know just got a job as a "starter" for a golf course. What is a "starter"??
Lois
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 11:35:05 (GMT)

Ssssezzzz---- There has been a fella named Arnold Ziffle looking for you...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 07:21:11 (GMT)

The Mont----Fleagle Street is a stones throw from Niagara Falls...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 07:20:14 (GMT)

The Mont...I spent the vast majority of my time this weekend probing the tonsils of one fiesty mountain wench near Pine,Colorado..EEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA !!! Also,it seems as if Mr.Dick has been having trouble with bits of aluminum foil stuck between his gnarly teef (ebonics for teeth)...
Anti-Skell
USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 07:18:30 (GMT)

Sick Sick Sick Take your meds.
The real Woody
No longer Woodhaven and happy about it, NY USA - Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 03:03:31 (GMT)

WOW _ What spelling !!! That's WIPING stadium seats and JUST noticed. Give me a 'C' teacher.
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 19:54:07 (GMT)

Hooray .... Alomar is gone. But why are we eating his $3.9 million salary ... couldn't he have serverved some purpose , like wiking stadium seat or delivering beers? I juct noticed that all 6 years Alomar was in the N.L. he batted under .300, but 9 of 10 A.L. years he was over .300. VERY INTERESTING !!!!
Jimineola
USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 19:52:17 (GMT)

I cant stand this damned humidity. I got pus boils on my butts and my deodarant wearts off long after i do. I am gonna have acouple a beers and some cashew nuts and fart around the house today and pick my ass. Sorry, if im not on everyday, but i haver to go to the post office too.
Woody
Woodhaven, NY USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 18:50:42 (GMT)

SEZ - As soon as I find Fleagle St., I will get you one of those cheap Susquehanna hats. And by the way, how did the fake Mont know that I live in Pussyland, NY?
The Mont
USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 16:31:38 (GMT)

To you sales people ... you are wasting your time here .... BE GONE.
SPAM FREE WOL
USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 01:42:27 (GMT)

DICK TERRY,,BORING ME TO TEARS.
WOODY
NEW YORK, NY USA - Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 00:47:10 (GMT)